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Year 2012

How About A Catholic Woman For Veep?

There are some rumors that New Hampshire Senator Kelly Ayotte has a real shot at the Veep pick. Nobody knows for sure and we will likely find out soon enough, but Senator Ayotte sure would be an interesting pick. She… Continue Reading →

Lolo Jones Breaks Down Over NY Times Scathing Column

*subhead*Jerks.*subhead* What a bunch of jerks at the New York Times. Say, you don’t think this has anything to do with Lolo being a professed Christian, do you? Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Newt: Sebelius Declared War on Catholic Church

I read this story at CNS News about Newt Gingrich saying HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius has declared war on the Catholic Church and I was like “meh.” And then I thought about it. This country is so far gone that… Continue Reading →

You Look Out Onto the Plane Wing and See…

A passenger on an Alaska Airlines flight looked out the window and saw something on the wing that is pretty much the last thing you want to see on the wing of a plane. A gremlin? No. OK. The second… Continue Reading →

Racism For Dummies

*subhead*Most unintentionally funny quote.*subhead* Thank goodness we have people like Rep. Alcee Hastings to let us know which foods are racist. Rep. Hastings is upset that Rep. Allen West provided Chick-Fil-A to a meeting of the Congressional Black Caucus, six… Continue Reading →

Vid: Hillary Clinton Bumping and Grinding

*subhead*Oh nooooo.*subhead* There are some things you just can’t unsee. About 30 seconds in there’s some unfortunate bumping and grinding thing going on between Hillary and a woman. I’m sorry I ever saw it to be honest. But if my… Continue Reading →

Cardinal Invites Devil To Fundraiser

*subhead*Denying the obvious.*subhead* Cardinal Baffling of Gotham City has staunchly right-wing Catholics foaming at the mouth after his invitation to the Devil to attend a Catholic fundraiser. Ultra-conservative Catholic groups have criticized Cardinal Baffling for extending an invitation to Mr…. Continue Reading →

What Parents Say/ What Kids Hear

*subhead*Parent to kid dictionary.*subhead* I am Charlie Brown’s incomprehensible teacher. I don’t know how it happened but it did. I think it happens to all parents. No matter what parents think they’re saying, I’ve discovered that it’s not what children… Continue Reading →

Liberté, égalité, fraternité, et le guillotine

*subhead*France to kill their economy.*subhead* If they could do it here, they would. France’s plans for a 75% tax rate has many looking for la sortie. President François Hollande is vowing to impose a 75 percent tax on the portion… Continue Reading →

Ugliest Political Ad Ever: Mitt Romney Killed My Wife

*subhead*Ugly.*subhead* Not only did Mitt Romney kill this man’s wife with cancer. He doesn’t even care. Yup. That’s truly what they’re saying here. How did Mitt kill this man’s wife? Oh, well a few years after he left Bain Capital,… Continue Reading →

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