We Laugh Because We Believe

Author matthew archbold

Spoilers for Angels and Demons

OK. Here’s a major major spoiler for the new movie “Angels and Demons.” Ready? IT’S ANTI-CATHOLIC! Yeah. Yeah. I know that Ron Howard said Angels and Demons is not anti-Catholic. But we all know it is. So now, because he’s… Continue Reading →

Palin/Prejean 2012. Yes!

Not only do I know how we can win the Presidency in 2012. I’m looking at a landslide! We’re talking about a demographic reboot that could effectively cripple the Democratic Party for decades. Palin/Prejean 2012! The groundwork is being laid…. Continue Reading →

The E Word

What happened to “eugenics?” I mean the word. The practice is clearly alive and well. But the word is gone. In the beginning of the last century, eugenics was all the rage throughout Western civilization until Hitler came around and… Continue Reading →

Mother Delays Treatment to Have Child

This is a beautiful story about a mother and a father’s love for a baby. Wesley J. Smith of Secondhand Smoke found it in the LA Times. I was just going to put it up on the CMR Reader but… Continue Reading →

Hollywood vs. The Bible

You want to know how I know the Bible is divinely inspired? Easy. Because the villains in the Bible are so much better than what even the sick twisted minds of Hollywood have been able to come up with in… Continue Reading →

A Coup on the Vatican Press Office

If you’re reading this you are The Resistance. I’m planning a late night coup. Are you in? The object: To take over the press office at The Vatican. We move under cover of darkness, we tie up anyone even remotely… Continue Reading →

Are You a Sharia Catholic?

If you see liberal political consultant Bob Shrum in the street, please do not approach him. Call CMR immediately. Bob Shrum is a rabid victim of “Catechismentia.” His speech patterns make little sense and he will invent insults and hurl… Continue Reading →

Priest: Abortion Leads to Totalitarianism

Wow. This priest says it all. According to The Catholic Spirit: A Belgian priest told a Vatican academy that U.S. President Barack Obama’s pro-abortion policies will lead the United States toward totalitarianism. “By removing legal safeguards for the protection of… Continue Reading →

Sheikh Attacks Israel, Pope Walks Out

Something tells me this might become a big deal. I’m pretty proud of Pope Benedict XVI for leaving if the reports are accurate. It seems that a high ranking Muslim cleric may have commandeered the microphone just after Pope Benedict’s… Continue Reading →

Wanda Sykes vs. Hitler Youth

So Wanda Sykes wishes kidney failure and death on conservative Rush Limbaugh and President Obama guffaws. And that was this weekend. You’d think that would be a pretty big news story, right? As of 4 p.m. that’s got less than… Continue Reading →

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