Not only do I know how we can win the Presidency in 2012. I’m looking at a landslide! We’re talking about a demographic reboot that could effectively cripple the Democratic Party for decades.
The groundwork is being laid. The latest news from Fox News is:
In a strongly worded statement released late Wednesday, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin defended Miss California Carrie Prejean and ripped into “the liberal onslaught of malicious attacks” against Prejean for her response to a question about gay marriage.
“I can relate as a liberal target myself,” Palin said. “What I find so remarkable is that these politically-motivated attacks fail to show that what Carrie and I believe is also what President Obama and Secretary Clinton believe — marriage is between a man and a woman.”
So there’s a personal connection between these two. Political partnerships have been based on far less.
So here it is. If you want the ticket that will absolutely send Sean Penn permanently to Venezuela this is it. Katie Couric, while interviewing Palin and Prejean would scream and attack them while smiling that eerie wide smile that she has, be fired from CBS, commit herself to the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane from where she would broadcast a prime-time show on MSNBC.
Feminists, after seeing women supporting Palin/Prejean, would ask that the right to vote be temporarily taken away from women “until they came to their senses.”
Andrew Sullivan would kidnap Palin’s children to run DNA tests on them and be sent to jail where he was introduced to his cellmate Perez Hilton who was in for sneaking into Carrie Prejeans home. The two, oddly enough, wouldn’t ever want to leave their cell and would even ask to have their stay extended.
The Dems wouldn’t know what hit them. Think about it. Any time Obama/Biden opened their mouths, we could scream sexism. And you know Biden would say something really really stupid which we could pretend to be outraged about.
Think of their joint press conferences. The demographics would be huge. 18-24 year old males would be tuned into politics like never before.
I’m up for it. Don’t try to tell me that Jindal/Pawlenty has the same kind of star power. Huckabee? Too vanilla. If you want liberal Armageddon, there’s only one answer. Palin/Prejean 2012!