Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 31 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 22 Jul

    Trying to Do What’s Right, In Tights

    A college student has taken to the streets dressed in tights calling himself “The Viper.” He’s got a utility belt that seems like he might be more equipped to fix your sink…

  2. 22 Jul

    Revenge Killing Of Octopus for World Cup Loss

    An Argentine TV host was mad at all octopi because…get this… a pyschic octupus predicted that the Argentinian soccer team would lose in the World Cup. So look what happened. I’m not…

  3. 22 Jul

    10 Reasons to See “Sweet Baby Jesus” Movie

    Maybe this movie will renew your faith in Hollywood. Maybe not. But maybe. Let me see if I can entice you to go see a film that starts shooting in September called…

  4. 21 Jul

    Oh No Not Zombies Too!!!

    It’s all coming apart right in front of me. All my favorite nightmares are being destroyed. Twilight made vampires the least scary creatures since Smurfs. Dude, they sparkled. The same series also…

  5. 21 Jul

    Wrongful Life Lawsuits

    Two families in Australia are suing their doctors for failing to diagnose their unborn children with Down Syndrome because they likely would’ve aborted their children if they’d known they’d be such a…

  6. 21 Jul

    A Few % Points Away From Doomsday

    On the list of supposed signs that are undeniable evidence that our long awaited biblical comeuppance is imminent, rebuilding the temple in Jerusalem is near the top. After-all, where else will the…

  7. 21 Jul

    USAID Funded Contraception Commercial

    This commercial was funded by the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) in India. Don’t you just love that your taxpayer money went towards making a commercial for contraception and made…

  8. 20 Jul

    Lila Rose Busts Planned Parenthood Lying

    This is sickening. The ironic part is that abortion clinics are always yelling that crisis pregnancy centers lie to people about medical facts. God bless Lila Rose and the Live Action gang.

  9. 20 Jul

    Baby In Watermelon

    Patrick always tells me that people read CMR for its faithful, humorous, and insightful analysis of current events. Me? I think its videos like this very cute baby stuck in a watermelon.…