Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 4 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 04 Jun

    Shock! Pro-Lifers Still Pro-Life

    Newsflash: Pro-lifers have not just gone away due to the recent murder of an abortionist! I think that because of the recent murder of abortionist George Tiller by a lunatic, some expected…

  2. 04 Jun

    ‘Three Generations of Imbeciles’ and Roe

    In the latest edition of Psychiatric Services, a senior staff attorney for the Center for Public Representation, Newton, Massachusetts points to a connection between eugenics laws of the 1920’s and our current…

  3. 04 Jun

    Once Upon A Time Mommy Let You Live

    After the murder of Dr. Tiller, CNN interviewed Lynda Waddington, a “pro-choice” blogger for the Huffington Post and RH Reality Check. Waddington herself had a late term abortion. When Diane Elder saw…

  4. 03 Jun

    Once Upon a Time Daddy Wished You Dead

    Now, this is awkward. Mom wants to tell daughter they considered aborting her. Dad wonders if he should be the one to break the news to her that he and her Mom…

  5. 03 Jun

    Obama Criticizes Muslim Nation

    President Barack Obama has outrageously criticized a Muslim nation for its war crimes, torture, misdeeds of its past leaders, imposing its will on sovereign countries, racism, greed, its arrogance, its dismissiveness and…

  6. 03 Jun

    Pres: We’re Not Christian Nation, We’re Muslim!

    Remember when dear leader Presidente Obama said that America is not a Christian nation? I couldn’t imagine why he said that. (I had lots of theories) But now it’s clear. We’re a…

  7. 03 Jun

    Real Problems – Useless Responses

    “Hoover Dam Breaks – People Urged To Bring Buckets and Towels” “Giant Asteroid Headed For Manhattan – People Advised To Hide in Basements” “Use of Confession at All Time Low – Vatican…

  8. 02 Jun

    Pizza Cake

    Last night as we finished eating dinner, my wife asked the children if they wanted ice cream or a piece of cake for dessert. Well, the four year old boy absolutely flips…

  9. 02 Jun

    Love Us? Hate Us? Vote For Us!

    Voting is now open for the Catholic New Media Awards. Thanks to everyone who nominated us! CMR has been nominated in the following categories. People’s Choice Blog Best Group Blog Best Written…