Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 5 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 27 Feb

    CMR’s 8 Signs of Apocalypse (Vol II)

    ══ 1 ══ Things have gotten so bad that there is a guy who is eating bacon, and only bacon, for the entire month of February. At least I know that when…

  2. 27 Feb

    Bishop Puts Senator on Notice?

    Bob Casey of Pennsylvania ran for Senator as a pro-life candidate; a fact which clearly made his defeat of pro-life Senator Rick Santorum more likely. But recently, many believe Senator Bob Casey…

  3. 27 Feb

    Today on CMR – February 26, 2009

    Won’t Work For Food- Want Stimulus—A CMR Political Cartoon Go to Hell…For Just $39.99—New video game allows players to visit Hell and there’ll be a Pope there to greet them. Traditional Anglican…

  4. 26 Feb

    Go to Hell…For Just $39.99

    In about one year slackers all over America aren’t going to hell in a handbasket. They’ll do it right from their beanbag chair in their mother’s basement. According to Wired: Electronic Arts’…

  5. 26 Feb

    Today on CMR – February 25, 2009

    Traditional Anglican Communion Clarifies—Leader of the TAC tries to clarify and qualify his previous statements. Caption Contest—Give this Joe Biden photo your best one liner! Most Difficult Job To Fill Is a…

  6. 26 Feb

    Traditional Anglican Communion Clarifies

    The following is from an interview of Archbishop Hepworth leader of the Traditional Anglican Communion responding to rumors generated by a previous interview in the Catholic Record [as reported here] several weeks…

  7. 25 Feb

    Caption Contest

    “No, no, no. It’s not what you think. I just wanted to make the guy at 7-Eleven feel comfortable.”

  8. 25 Feb

    Most Difficult Job To Fill Is a Tie

    A study performed by the prestigious CMR Institute of the most difficult jobs to fill – even in these difficult economic times ended in a statistical tie for first place between Al…