Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 5 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 11 Feb

    Joe Biden in a Meat Suit

    President Obama intentionally initiated a golden age of Biden gaffes for the next few years by throwing his Vice President to the wolves during his national press conference Monday. It’s truly a…

  2. 11 Feb

    Mary, Falling From Grace

    If you needed any more evidence that our culture is secularizing, I submit this. Of the most popular baby names in America, Mary doesn’t even make the top ten anymore, according to…

  3. 11 Feb

    Not Pope Joan Again?

    No No No No No. There have been rumors that the nonsensical non-historical legend of Pope Joan is being made into a movie. Blech. IMDB shows that John Goodman is attached. I…

  4. 11 Feb

    Today on CMR – February 10, 2008

    Fr. Barron on Gran Torino (spolier alert!)—Dissects Clint Eastwood’s latest. Do You Suffer from ‘Ideological Blockage?’—Obama diagnoses millions with “ideological blockage.” You Cast Sarah Palin: The Movie!—Cating call for pretty actresses who…

  5. 10 Feb

    Do You Suffer from ‘Ideological Blockage?’

    The nation’s Healer, Barack Obama, diagnosed 46 percent of Americans in last night’s national press conference as sufferers of a newly discovered disease called “ideological blockage.” When asked about those who are…

  6. 10 Feb

    You Cast Sarah Palin: The Movie!

    In the great tradition of making movies that offend half the country, Hollywood is now considering making a movie about Sarah Palin. You just know this will be a fair and even…

  7. 10 Feb

    Today on CMR – February 9, 2009

    Williamson Gets The Boot—Bishop Williamson of the SSPX removed from his tenure as director of the Seminary. This Says It All—A parish priest sums up the sad state of Catholic politicians. Language…

  8. 09 Feb

    Williamson Gets The Boot

    The now fairly infamous Bishop Williamson of the SSPX has, at the direction of Bishop Fellay, has been removed from his position as director of the Seminary of La Reja. This is…

  9. 09 Feb

    This Says It All

    Father John McCartney of Saint Matthew’s on Long Island sums up the sad state Catholic politicians pretty well: Two days after the inauguration of President Obama, I traveled down to Washington with…