Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 9 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 10 May

    Today on CMR – May 9, 2008

    Archbishop Urges Gov. To Refrain from Communion—Cites Abortion Stance Gerald Augustinus whY?—Oh no! Is the Cafeteria Open again? TiVo is Destroying Society!—Someone Shot J.R.!? Minister: Stop Having So Many Children!—Your babies are…

  2. 09 May

    Archbishop Urges Gov. To Refrain from Communion

    Archbishop Joseph Naumann wrote an op-ed today in the Leaven declaring that Governor Sebelius of Kansas is not eligible to receive Communion. Having made every effort to inform and to persuade Governor…

  3. 09 May

    Gerald Augustinus whY?

    Gerald Augustinus is a popular blogger who runs one of the best named blogs in the Catholic blogosphere, The Cafeteria is Closed. The title of his blog is a direct reference to…

  4. 09 May

    TiVo is Destroying Society!

    TiVo is the worst thing to ever happen to me, everyone I know, and America in general. Probably Europe too but…they’ve got a lot of other problems too so let’s leave them…

  5. 09 May

    Minister: Stop Having So Many Children!

    ‘Might our religion be killing us?’ That’s what a Baptist minister was asking recently in an editorial in USA Today. Rev. Oliver “Buzz” Thomas writes: Be fruitful and multiply,” says the book…

  6. 09 May

    Today on CMR – May 8, 2008

    Fool and Unusual Punishment—330 Year sentence for a 72 year old white collar criminal. McCain Speaks, Get Your Decoder Ring Out—Pssst! He’s Talking About the A word. Boris! Boris! He’s Our Man…—New…

  7. 08 May

    Fool and Unusual Punishment

    72-year-old Norman Schmidt is not a good guy. Schmidt was recently convicted of serious white collar crimes including: [USnews]According to the Department of Justice, hundreds of investors gave Schmidt tens of millions…

  8. 08 May

    McCain Speaks, Get Your Decoder Ring Out

    Senator John McCain is talking to you. What? You can’t hear him. Listen harder. Nothing? Oh wait, you’re not wearing your decoder ring. McCain is talking almost incessantly the last week about…

  9. 08 May

    Boris! Boris! He’s Our Man…

    Newly elected Conservative mayor of London Boris Johnson says that enough to the secular wall established against Christian groups has got to go. In an interview in Religious Intelligence, the Mayor said…

  10. 08 May

    From Iraq With Love To Stephen King

    Novelist Stephen King recently insulted the troops by saying to a room full of children, “If you can read, you can walk into a job later on. If you don’t, then you’ve…