Archbishop Urges Gov. To Refrain from Communion
—Cites Abortion Stance

Gerald Augustinus whY?
—Oh no! Is the Cafeteria Open again?

TiVo is Destroying Society!
—Someone Shot J.R.!?

Minister: Stop Having So Many Children!
—Your babies are destroying the world.

Fool and Unusual Punishment
—330 Year sentence for a 72 year old white collar criminal.

McCain Speaks, Get Your Decoder Ring Out
—Pssst! He’s Talking About the A word.

Boris! Boris! He’s Our Man…
—New London Mayor says “Don’t ignore faith based groups.”

From Iraq With Love To Stephen King
—A Message from the Illiterate Troops

Mennonites For Obama?
—Barack Obama seems to have locked up the college-aged Mennonite vote.

You Gotta’ See This
—Strangest Nun Name Ever

Nuns Neglecting Their Husbands
—A Tale of Two Nunneries

10 Year Olds Knew it in 1948
—Catholic Comics Got it Right, Why Can’t Theologians