Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 11 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 13 Nov

    This Was The Terrorist’s Plan All Along!

    In one of the most ridiculous segments to air on “Good Morning America,” reporter Bianna Golodryga worried that the unusually high gas prices could lead to poor health, less church and no…

  2. 13 Nov

    Headline Prognostication

    Ok, it is official. The Pope will be visiting the States in April. As a public service offered to the Ordinary Minister of the Media, I am compiling all the likely headlines…

  3. 13 Nov

    American Cities Angry At Pope

    It’s amazing. Major metropolitan newspapers are going negative on the Pope because he’s not coming to their fair cities. All of a sudden they all want the Pope in their cities. But…

  4. 13 Nov

    Today on CMR – November 12, 2007

    Hillary Pleads Ignorance—Matthew says “Don’t you believe it!” With Great Power—Patrick reflects upon the responsibilities of a Catholic blogger. Evil Scientists Need Not Apply—Cloning is bad, unless it is good. New Jersey…

  5. 12 Nov

    Hillary Pleads Ignorance

    Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton said Sunday that she had no idea that her presidential campaign had planted questions during public appearances. “It was news to me,” Clinton said, according to Fox News.…

  6. 12 Nov

    With Great Power

    “With great power comes great responsibility” This famous quote is from one of the great minds of the 20th century, Stan Lee. (Yes I know it is actually a paraphrase of something…

  7. 12 Nov

    New Jersey Forces Pharmacists to Administer Abortifacient

    This week, New Jersey required pharmacists to dispense abortifacient pills, even if doing so violates their consciences. The sponsor of the bill, Senator Joseph Vitale, explained that while he respects the role…

  8. 12 Nov

    Evil Scientists Need Not Apply

    The world should quickly ban cloning of humans and only allow exceptions for strictly controlled research to help treat diseases such as diabetes or Alzheimer’s, a U.N. study said on Sunday…except if…

  9. 12 Nov

    Weekend on CMR – November 10-22, 2007

    The Devil Exorcised from Baseball—”Is there a heaven?”…”Oh yes, it is the place where Kevin Costner never sings.” Baltimore’s New Archbishop Removes Pastor—Baltimore’s new archbishop seems to be taking his job very…