Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 12 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 13 Jul

    Trautman: Not In My Diocese

    It should come as no surprise that the statement issued by Bishop Trautman of Erie, PA on the motu proprio Summorum Pontificum is as weasily as the politically-correct translations he would have…

  2. 13 Jul

    Today On CMR – July 12, 2007

    Trautman: Not In My Diocese!——My ineffable revulsion for what the Bishop has wrought to thwart the motu proprio is unfeigned. Be Afraid of World Population Day. Be Very Afraid!——Be be glad you…

  3. 12 Jul

    I Hope They Had Parachutes!

    This headline just made me laugh. Mom and Talkative Toddler Tossed off Plane. I’m not taking my kids on vacation on this airline.

  4. 12 Jul

    Be Afraid of World Population Day. Be Very Afraid!

    Yesterday was World Population Day and you missed it. I know you’re embarrassed. The United Nations came up with the idea and you, you selfish creep, missed it. Underlying this wonderful day…

  5. 12 Jul

    Bugger Off

    Three cheers to Damian Thompson of the UK Telegraph for telling the Beeb (BBC) to take a hike when they came calling. Mr. Thompson is well aware of the consistent bias shown…

  6. 12 Jul

    Today On CMR – July 11, 2007

    Triumphalist Flair——A little papist paraphernalia in our moment of joy! See them all. Washington Post Hits New Low with Vitter——Journalists finally find a politician they want kicked out of the church. Reverend…

  7. 11 Jul

    Triumphalist Flair

    This has been such an incredible week for the Pope and the Church. For one shining moment faith and reason won the day. I am grateful and overwhelmed. We have spent so…

  8. 11 Jul

    Washington Post Hits New Low with Vitter

    This seems to me to be a new low in journalism, even for the Washington Post. As we all know Sen. David Vitter’s phone number was on the DC Madam’s phone list.…

  9. 11 Jul

    Reverend Tori Spelling Marries Two Men

    Tori Spelling received her official “Reverend” certificate in the mail and promptly oversaw the marriage of two men. Said Tori: “It was so beautiful as I united Tony and Dex as life…

  10. 11 Jul

    Foxman Critique Wildly Misplaced

    Abraham Foxman of the Anti-Defamation League is screaming and yelling about the offensiveness of Catholics praying for the Jews in the Tridentine Mass. Is this really that bad? Isn’t it actually nice?…