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Robot Ordered to Commit Suicide on Saturn

Upon command, the pioneering Cassini spacecraft robot will commit suicide by plunging itself into Saturn. However, I’m telling you now that if this thing at any point turns around suddenly and starts heading back towards Earth we should all probably… Continue Reading →

New Movie “Breathe” Promotes Love, Not Euthanasia

Suicide and euthanasia are portrayed as happy and life affirming in much of our culture today. Just last year, there was that movie “Me Before You” which celebrated a man’s decision to die as an act of love for his… Continue Reading →

Vandals Behead Statue of St. Junipero Serra

Somehow throughout all of his missionary work, Saint Junipero Serra managed to avoid being beheaded…until now. The Daily Wire reports: Leftist vandals did not satisfy their bloodlust with the removal of Confederate statues; they’ve now begun their assault on religious… Continue Reading →

Monks to Pope: Nah, We’re Gonna Keep Killing People

I remember laughing and guffawing over a character in one of those ridiculous Dan Brown novels that featured an albino monk assassin. An albino monk assassin?! Can you imagine? Oh, how I mocked this terrible slander of Catholics. Ahem. My… Continue Reading →

Media’s Coverage of Seattle Mayor’s Child Abuse and Ted Cruz’s Twitter Kerfuffle is Telling

According to Google News, there are about 3,700 stories about the Democrat Mayor of Seattle resigning after a fifth allegation of sexually abusing a child was revealed. (Mind you, some of the news organizations mentioned that he spent a year… Continue Reading →

For Those Who Don’t Believe Leftism is a Religion

For those who don’t yet believe that leftism is a religion, Hillary, in her new book, refuses to give “absolution” to people who stayed home in November rather than vote. She also called abortion “sacrosanct,” according to LifeNews.com. And make… Continue Reading →

“The Day They Said My Child Had a Chromosonal Abnormality.”

A conservative columnist and author, J. Pepper Bryars, for AL.com wrote a column recently “about how it’s monstrous to abort unborn babies because they have Down syndrome.” As you might imagine his inbox filled with some hate. Probably some beautiful… Continue Reading →

Swden Released “Sex Guidebook” to Teach “Migrants” not to be so…Rapey

The headline says, “Sweden Releases ‘Sex Guidebook’ to Teach Young Migrants Not to Rape.” Hmmm. Say, isn’t Sweden just trying to impose its values on these poor immigrants? But if they’re serious about this, they may want to start with… Continue Reading →

NBC Show Has Priest Killed in Opening Shot

I love the website Newsbusters because I imagine rows of cubicles of people sitting around watching television and their boss yelling at them to watch more tv. But I also like it because it saves me from having to watch… Continue Reading →

The Problem with Killing Baby Hitler

The problem with those who say they’d go back in time to kill Hitler as a baby is that everyone eventually begins to look like baby Hitler. And that’s what we’re facing now. Before us, we see a generation that… Continue Reading →

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