Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 20 October 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 12 Feb

    The Geographical Pope

    I am not a big fan of the geographical methods for selecting a Pope. Selecting a pope from [here] would mean this and send that message, but selecting a pope from [there]…

  2. 12 Feb

    The Next Pope Is Not Who You Expect

    The next Pope will not be who the media expects. You know how I know this? Because the last two Popes have not been who the media expects. This is, quite simply,…

  3. 12 Feb

    Catholic School Official Fired for Blogging on Gay Marriage

    A Catholic school assistant principal was fired yesterday for blogging in support of gay marriage, according to news reports. The Archdiocese of Cincinnati fired Mike Moroski from Purcell Marian High School, telling…

  4. 12 Feb

    Bad Reporting

    From the AP report on the Pope’s resignation running in hundreds of newspapers. The German theologian, whose mission was to reawaken Christianity in a secularized Europe, grew increasingly frail as he shouldered…

  5. 12 Feb

    Hoping the Next Pope Isn’t Catholic

    Chris Matthews, a self-proclaimed Catholic, says the Church has an opportunity to turn around and endorse contraception. He says the Church hasn’t thought it through like he clearly has. In short, he’s…

  6. 12 Feb

    Worst Dad/Criminal Ever

    You know how when the criminal runs out of bullets they throw the gun. Well, one Dad/criminal in Sweden had nothing to fight off the cops with so he threw his baby…

  7. 11 Feb

    Insert Papal Conspiracy Theories Here

    Oh boy. CNN nutjob Piers Morgan is sounding the call for conspiracy nuts. Man, what won’t this guy do for ratings? Concerning Pope Benedict XVI’s resignation, Morgan tweeted: As a Catholic, I’m…

  8. 11 Feb

    Biden: I’m Not Running for Pope

    Vice President Joe Biden, a Catholic, announced to the press in a joking manner that he won’t be running for Pope to replace Pope Benedict XVI. Weasel Zippers reports: Vice President Joe…

  9. 11 Feb

    Prayer Need for 8 Year Old Girl in Sledding Accident

    An eight year old girl was sledding on Long Island yesterday and was involved in a terrible collision with a tree, according to news reports. Prayer circles have been started for an…