Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 20 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 14 Feb

    Fr. Barron on Pope Benedict’s Legacy

    Fr. Barron is the one man who can post a long video where I’m upset that it’s over. Here’s a brilliant take from Fr. Barron: *subhead*Great.*subhead*

  2. 14 Feb

    The Pope Must Die

    The pre-conclave era has its first bumper crop, unsolicited advice for the new pontiff and the Church. Following the laws of supply and demand, the value of this crop is diminished by…

  3. 14 Feb

    Teen Sues Parents Over Abortion

    A pregnant 16 year old Texas girl is suing her parents from allegedly attempting to force her to have an abortion. I wonder how often this kind of thing occurs. I’d bet…

  4. 14 Feb

    Conclave to Start Mid-March

    You know, it still hits me at different moments that the Catholic Church will have a new Pope very soon. I’m still kind of stunned over it to be honest. I have…

  5. 13 Feb

    Joe Camel Evil, Condom Pops Fun

    Hey remember when Joe Camel was declared evil because he appealed to children to try something that was dangerous for them. But it’s perfectly awesome for Planned Parenthood to entice young people…

  6. 13 Feb

    Conclave & The Media: The Silly Season

    Nothing brings the kooks out like a conclave. The Catholic Church is unique in so many ways. In the the silly season that is the weeks leading into a conclave, the Catholic…

  7. 13 Feb

    CNN vs The Catholic Church

    CNN has an editorial called “Why next pope must open up church and usher in Vatican III” prominently featured on its website. It rails against the Catholic Church and advises the Church…

  8. 13 Feb

    Cardinal Peter Turkson, Shhh

    Cardinal Peter Turkson gave a wide ranging interview to the UK Telegraph about his vision and what it would mean if he is elected Pope. He told The Daily Telegraph Tuesday that…

  9. 13 Feb

    The Next Big Thing

    Gestural control has been a contender for the next big thing for some time. This gizmo may make it a reality. I understand that this will be available in Q2. Priced at…

  10. 12 Feb

    Most Hilarious Boxing Flop…Evah!

    Released last November by the Atlanta Falcons, defensive end Ray Edwards returned to the boxing ring. His opponent was…a bit overmatched. He must have thought so too because about 15 seconds into…