Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 20 October 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 28 Nov

    Accidental Evangelism

    Recently, I have been giving a lot of thought to how can a regular Catholic Joe like me fulfill my evangelical duty. I suppose when I think about evangelism, I conjure images…

  2. 28 Nov

    To Coop or Not To Coop, That is the question

    To Coop or Not To Coop, That is the question. Whether it is nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outraged neighbors, or to take arms and hammer and build me…

  3. 28 Nov

    What Would You Do with the Popemobile?

    The Church Report tells us that: An Irish businessman said he is offering Pope John Paul II’s Popemobile up for rent to partiers for $324 per hour. Paddy Dunning said the Popemobile,…

  4. 28 Nov

    Obama Pardons Turkey with Sign of the Cross

    Father Z recently wrote a piece about blasphemy and the way in which President Obama is depicted. And a good friend of mine just gave me a heads up about this. Did…

  5. 28 Nov

    They Replaced the Christmas Tree with…This?

    The traditional Christmas tree will no longer be lit in downtown Brussels because some may find it offensive. Here’s the tree that’s stood in the town square for years and below is…

  6. 27 Nov

    Catholics Don’t “Believe” Life Begins at Conception

    *subhead*We KNOW it!*subhead* I don’t know how many times I have heard it. Well-meaning Catholics who say, “As a Catholic, I believe life begins at conception.” I have decided that my mission…

  7. 27 Nov

    Nekkid Lib Protesters Storm Boehner’s Office

    A bunch of nekkid lib protesters just stormed John Boehner’s office. Don’t they know he only screws Conservatives? [Business Insider]A group of nude protesters barged into House Speaker John Boehner’s Washington office…

  8. 27 Nov

    The Awfullest Funniest Prank Ever

    Dude. You could kill people scaring them like this. Remember. In an elevator, they can’t hear you scream. *subhead*In an elevator, they can’t hear you scream.*subhead*

  9. 27 Nov

    NCReporter: Hey Birth Control is Pro-Life Now!!!

    John McCarthy at The National Catholic Reporter states that abortion rates went down in 2008 and 2009 so therefore condoms and The Pill clearly brought abortion rates down because…well… because the Washington…

  10. 27 Nov

    Jeb

    I. Think. I. Just. Had. A. Stroke. I think I tweeted this as a joke after the Mittaster. Exclusive: Jeb Bush Meets with Former Aides near White House Washington, D.C. — Former…