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Manufactured Gaffe du Jour Not Helping Obama

I present the following anecdote as evidence that the media’s manufactured Romney gaffe du jour might not having the intended effect. A middle of the road colleague at work who knows I am a political animal and that I would… Continue Reading →

No, Jesus Wasn’t Married

Bombshell!! Papyrus from centuries after Jesus with a half a sentence with the word “wife” in it proves that everything we thought we new about Jesus is a lie. Again. If you thought that the reporting on the terrorist attacks… Continue Reading →

No Wonder Dems Are Trying to Destroy Marriage

I’ve sometimes wondered why Democrats are so intent on destroying marriage even though it loses every time it’s up for a vote. The Home Front reports on a poll: Married registered voters prefer Republican challenger Mitt Romney over Democratic President… Continue Reading →

NY Times Cheers 4th Century Document Mentioning Jesus’s Wife!!!

Finally, liberals have found old writings about Jesus that they actually like. Thank goodness. You know how nothing in the Bible is to be believed because it was written by neanderthal nutjobs many years after Jesus died. Well forget all… Continue Reading →

OK. Who Wants to Mess with Voice of the Faithful?

This is great. LarryD has noticed some kind of poll going up at Voice of the Faithful about what qualities you’d like Cardinal George’s replacement to have. As only Voice of the Faithful could do, some of the suggestions are… Continue Reading →

Science Prof: Kill Sperm, Save the Planet

The College Fix reports that a college professor is urging his students to kill sperm in order to save Gaia. A renowned University of California-Riverside professor recently advised students to save Mother Earth, eat vegetarian, only have 1.5 kids –… Continue Reading →

Let’s Replace Romney With This Other Romney

I know it is late in the game, but I say we replace this Mitt Romney fella with this other guy who kinda looks and sounds like Mitt but gives detailed hard answers to questions. I think I like this… Continue Reading →

Things You Can’t Do as a 14 Year Old

*subhead*Parental consent.*subhead* When you’re 14 years old you can’t: vote rent a car drive drink. Get a tattoo without parental consent. see an R rated movie. go on a school field trip to the museum without your parents signing a… Continue Reading →

Caption This Biden with a Baby Photo

*subhead*Biden amazed at baby.*subhead* 1) Wait! This is the blob of tissue we’ve been talking about the past few years. 2) Come on. Baby, stand up, let the people see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about?… Continue Reading →

Gay Actor Comes Out! Against Gay Parents.

*subhead*Coming out.*subhead* Actor Rupert Everett has come out. And it’s causing people to freak out and call him terrible names. Everett came out as gay many years ago and I don’t really remember anyone calling him terrible names. But now… Continue Reading →

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