Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 02 Oct

    While You Were Sleeping: MO Senate Now Tossup

    While you were sleeping or paying attention to the manufactured gaffe of the week, Todd Akin (of the gaffe to end all gaffes) how not tied the Missouri Senate Race and RCP…

  2. 02 Oct

    In Honor of Hunting Season

    Patrick is right now sitting in a tree in the middle of the woods right now waiting for some dopey deer to come within a few yards of him so he can…

  3. 02 Oct

    Why the Debate is Important and Those “Undecided.”

    I have great hope for Wednesday night’s debate. Right now, the race seems pretty close. Maybe Mitt’s behind a little bit. But I’ve got to tell you, there’s something about that five…

  4. 02 Oct

    Abortion Clinic Closes, Blames Catholics

    This is huge news from the Daily News. An abortion clinic has closed in the abortion capitol of the world New York City. And why? The landlord is blaming Catholics. They would’ve…

  5. 01 Oct

    A Disillusioned 7 Year Old’s First Shower

    My seven year old boy has been bugging me to shower instead of taking a bath for a few days now. Now, there’s the kind of bugging that normal human beings are…

  6. 01 Oct

    Tolerance Nazis Threaten Gay Actor

    This totally figures. Remember last week when actor Rupert Everett who everyone remembers from “My Best Friends Wedding” said he didn’t think that gays adopting was such a great idea. Well you’d…

  7. 01 Oct

    Everyone Loves a Baby

    I brought my godson, a four month old baby, to my daughter’s volleyball game. Bringing a baby anywhere is like being a bodyguard/spokesperson for a moody celebrity. You have to clean up…

  8. 28 Sep

    New Comet: We Are So Like Extra Doomed

    Astronomers have just discovered a new comet that come next year may be the brightest comet of all time, shining even brighter than the moon. Modern people hear this news and say…