Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 21 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 02 Oct

    Abortion Clinic Closes, Blames Catholics

    This is huge news from the Daily News. An abortion clinic has closed in the abortion capitol of the world New York City. And why? The landlord is blaming Catholics. They would’ve…

  2. 01 Oct

    A Disillusioned 7 Year Old’s First Shower

    My seven year old boy has been bugging me to shower instead of taking a bath for a few days now. Now, there’s the kind of bugging that normal human beings are…

  3. 01 Oct

    Tolerance Nazis Threaten Gay Actor

    This totally figures. Remember last week when actor Rupert Everett who everyone remembers from “My Best Friends Wedding” said he didn’t think that gays adopting was such a great idea. Well you’d…

  4. 01 Oct

    Everyone Loves a Baby

    I brought my godson, a four month old baby, to my daughter’s volleyball game. Bringing a baby anywhere is like being a bodyguard/spokesperson for a moody celebrity. You have to clean up…

  5. 28 Sep

    New Comet: We Are So Like Extra Doomed

    Astronomers have just discovered a new comet that come next year may be the brightest comet of all time, shining even brighter than the moon. Modern people hear this news and say…

  6. 28 Sep

    Le Suicide

    And France’s death spiral begins in 3, 2, 1…. French government confirms temporary 75% super-tax on earnings over 1 million euros as part of 2013 budget – @Reuters http://reut.rs/URPKsK *subhead*75% tax rate.*subhead*

  7. 27 Sep

    Vatican To “Jesus Wife” Papyrus: Fake You!

    The Vatican has taken a look at the “Jesus Wife” papyrus that had the media falling all over themselves last week declaring historical Christianity invalid and they have issued their response. Vatican…