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*subhead*Most unintentionally funny quote.*subhead* Thank goodness we have people like Rep. Alcee Hastings to let us know which foods are racist. Rep. Hastings is upset that Rep. Allen West provided Chick-Fil-A to a meeting of the Congressional Black Caucus, six… Continue Reading →

*subhead*Oh nooooo.*subhead* There are some things you just can’t unsee. About 30 seconds in there’s some unfortunate bumping and grinding thing going on between Hillary and a woman. I’m sorry I ever saw it to be honest. But if my… Continue Reading →

*subhead*Denying the obvious.*subhead* Cardinal Baffling of Gotham City has staunchly right-wing Catholics foaming at the mouth after his invitation to the Devil to attend a Catholic fundraiser. Ultra-conservative Catholic groups have criticized Cardinal Baffling for extending an invitation to Mr…. Continue Reading →

*subhead*Parent to kid dictionary.*subhead* I am Charlie Brown’s incomprehensible teacher. I don’t know how it happened but it did. I think it happens to all parents. No matter what parents think they’re saying, I’ve discovered that it’s not what children… Continue Reading →

*subhead*France to kill their economy.*subhead* If they could do it here, they would. France’s plans for a 75% tax rate has many looking for la sortie. President François Hollande is vowing to impose a 75 percent tax on the portion… Continue Reading →

*subhead*Ugly.*subhead* Not only did Mitt Romney kill this man’s wife with cancer. He doesn’t even care. Yup. That’s truly what they’re saying here. How did Mitt kill this man’s wife? Oh, well a few years after he left Bain Capital,… Continue Reading →

*subhead*Scientific punch lines.*subhead* Martin Fleischmann has died. Who? Exactly. I sometimes suspect that Martin Fleischmann might be the Alfred Wegener of his time? Who? Exactly. Alfred Wegener was a German polar researcher, geophysicist and meteorologist. He is the man who… Continue Reading →

*subhead*Dwindling.*subhead* Rasumussen reports: More voters than ever are now pro-choice when it comes to abortion, but just as many view it as morally wrong in most situations. Overall, 52% of Likely U.S. Voters consider themselves pro-choice when it comes to… Continue Reading →

*subhead*Just shut up!*subhead* I am so sick of it. Every time some homicidal maniac does maniacal homicide, the media falls all over themselves trying to implicate others in the crime. I am not referring to the the reflexive political posturing… Continue Reading →