Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 22 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 17 Jul

    Quick Parenting Question

    Has any game of “Monkey in the Middle” not eventually ended in tears? Seriously. Ever? If it goes on long enough, someone cries. It’s a law of the universe. Eventually the two…

  2. 17 Jul

    Why The Euro Is Done

    You may or may not be interested in all the economic news coming out of Europe. Every six to eight weeks there is another batch of stories about a crisis somewhere in…

  3. 17 Jul

    Oooops! Worst Lawn Evah!

    I really feel for this guy, I do. I mean I feel a little bad about laughing at him, but I still did it. Mostly because I killed my whole lawn a…

  4. 17 Jul

    House Bill Repealing Obamacare Good for Something

    Remember that show-legislation that was passed in the House last week repealing Obamacare. It, of course, was completely useless. Completely. It was pure red meat thrown to us with no hope of…

  5. 17 Jul

    Progessive Genius: Don’t Use Word “Abortion.”

    George Lakoff, the language genius behind the progressive movement, has some stunningly brilliant advice he’s pushing at liberals. Lakoff’s prior brilliance has been mainly telling liberals to stop talking about “tax relief”…

  6. 16 Jul

    It Is Good To Be A Lesbian

    It is not every day that a celebrity does something incredible selfish and stupid that endangers the lives of others and then is celebrated for it. Ok. You are right. It is…

  7. 16 Jul

    Can Liberal Christianity Be Saved?

    Ross Douthat posed an important question in the New York Times today, asking, “Can Liberal Christianity be Saved?” I guess CMR’s answer would be that it probably could if anyone were interested…

  8. 13 Jul

    No Controversy, Melinda Gates?

    Melinda Gates is quickly becoming a secular saint, baptizing the masses with progestin and latex. She’s been on television more than the Kardashians recently and not one difficult question is asked about…