Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 28 October 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 14 Mar

    Baby Joseph Saved By Priests For Life

    Thank God! Baby Joseph is on his way to a hospital in St. Louis. The baby who was hours from being pulled off life support at his Canadian hospital has been rescued…

  2. 14 Mar

    Another Santorum Scandal?

    Santorum calls Jihad “evil” and says Sharia has no place in America. I think a shared nightmare among GOP political consultants starts with, “Rick Santorum walked up to the microphone…” Seriously, if…

  3. 12 Mar

    A Parenting Moment I’ll Remember Forever

    If you like funny stories about families I think you’ll like this story I wrote for the National Catholic Register. I’m pretty sure you won’t see the ending coming. I know I…

  4. 11 Mar

    Ash-Holes

    Wednesday night, Ash Wednesday, the Church was packed to overflowing with Catholics itching for ashes. I came directly from work and was meeting my wife at the Church. I was there early…

  5. 11 Mar

    A Prayer Request from Japan

    A prayer request. Hi guys, My name is Paul and I’m a long-time reader of CMR. Right now I’m living in Japan, where, as you may be aware, a massive earthquake struck…

  6. 11 Mar

    Priests Celebrates Jubilee with Drag Nun Show

    Yeah, this is just what we need. One of the best known priests in jolly ol’ England celebrated his 25th jubilee with a raunchy drag show. Father Michael Seed, the priest responsible…

  7. 11 Mar

    The Beer Fast

    THIS is how a guy should fast during lent. I found this story at New Advent. An American blogger has pledged to live only off beer during Lent. Following the ancient tradition…

  8. 11 Mar

    Rand Paul Takes on “Pro-Choice” Busybodies

    I’ve always gotten a kick out of pro-aborts who complain that Republicans want the government in the bedroom while they themselves tell people what to do in every other room in the…

  9. 10 Mar

    Is This Appropriate Sex Ed for 5 Year Olds?

    The UK is completely insane. The Daily Mail reports: Explicit cartoons, films and books have been cleared for use to teach sex education to schoolchildren as young as five. A disturbing dossier…