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I Thought Abstinence Was Unrealistic

I love this story. CBS is reporting that a school district in Long Island, New York is urging students to abstain from touching each other due to the dangers of swine flu: As students across America prepare to head back… Continue Reading →

More Condoms Needed!

OK. These smarty pants UN loving types seem to love two things: condoms and funding. They love talking about condoms, they love funding condoms, they love the idea of passing them out to kids. And getting mad cash to do… Continue Reading →

Newsflash: Sex Ed Leads to Pregnancy

This would be funny if it weren’t so tragic. Ask any sane grownup in the world outside of Great Britain what would happen if you teach children about sex in school, hand them pamphlets saying they have a “right” to… Continue Reading →

Nominee for the Anti-Catholic Award for 2009!

We here at the CMR Institute know anti-Catholicism. In our traveling around the blogosphere seeking out stories for you ungrateful louts we see it far more often than we should. Now, I knew that Pope Benedict’s visit to Israel would… Continue Reading →

New Condom Ads Are Ironic

I think what’s most offensive about these new condom ads is that once again it makes the creation of life an evil. So in a world where two people choose to sleep with those they don’t particularly care for, who’s… Continue Reading →

Pope and Grim Reaper; Together at Last

This picture’s been making the rounds of newspapers worldwide like the Korea Times. The enemies of the Church have an enemy. They clearly see Pope Benedict XVI as a threat. Expect the attacks to grow increasingly worse.

PBS: Pope “Horrifically Ignorant”

The completely correct and moral statement made by Pope Benedict XVI concerning condom usage in Africa was sure to meet the harumphs of the elite mainstream media who like only one thing less in this world than babies and that’s… Continue Reading →

Faith Based Office Now “Family Planning”

My father used to say there aren’t many problems that couldn’t be solved with a little duct tape. But liberals today seem to think there’s nothing that can’t be solved by condoms. Condoms are the liberal ShamWOW! It’ll clean up… Continue Reading →

Catholic Drugstore Not Up With The Times

A drugstore owned by the Catholic Church in the German city of Fulda is compelled to send clients asking for condoms to the competition down the road because of a clause in the rental agreement, says this newsy looking foreign… Continue Reading →

Georgetown Lunacy

An editorial in yesterday’s student run Georgetown Voice responded to a single study which claimed that abstinence-only education hasn’t had the desired effect. The editorial board therefore decided that Georgetown University should abandon 2,000 years of Catholic theological study, distribute… Continue Reading →

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