Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 14 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 18 May

    Abortion by Remote Control

    Planned Parenthood clinics across Iowa are fine tuning an “advanced” and novel way to abort babies – by remote control. According to reports, about 1,500 women have already used a videoconferencing system…

  2. 18 May

    Bolivian Prez Is A Jerk

    At the risk of redundancy, President Evo Morales of Bolivia is a socialist and a jerk. Invited to an audience with the Pope as a courtesy to a head of state, the…

  3. 18 May

    Study Links Substance Abuse and Abortion

    A new study links abortion and substance abuse. That’s the conclusion of a study performed by researchers at the University of Manitoba that found that women who have had an abortion are…

  4. 17 May

    Buckle Up. Fascism Ahead.

    Everything Obama’s regulatory czar says in this interview scares the heck out of me. Everything. But the lowlight is when he says “The word ‘voluntary’ is a little complicated.” Buckle up we…

  5. 17 May

    Nun Excommunicated for Approving Abortion

    A nun reportedly approved of an abortion and is now automatically excommunicated. This, of course, is already being portrayed as the Church oppressing pregnant women and nuns. To be technical though, the…

  6. 17 May

    I Want Bill Donohue’s Job

    There is quite the tiff going on between William Donohue of the Catholic League and the denizens of dissent at the National Catholic Reporter. It seems that other NCR does not like…

  7. 17 May

    Why Modern Vampires Suck

    I hate vampires. You might say that’s a natural reaction to the undead. You’re supposed to hate them. But you don’t understand I really really hold a strong hate for the modern…

  8. 17 May

    Vote For This Guy!! Awesome Squared!

    I don’t know what the Alabama Agriculture Commissioner does. Truth is, I have no idea who Dale Peterson is and what his qualifications for the job are. I don’t know anything about…

  9. 15 May

    Tiny Tim vs. Al Gore?

    So Tiny Tim was the father of the global warming movement? Yeah, that fits. Make sure you at least make it to the chorus where he starts screaming “The Icecaps are meltin…

  10. 14 May

    Katie Couric a Modern Margaret Sanger

    In these times of high unemployment and dangerous deficits one issue has become so awful and dangerous to America that CBS news anchor Katie Couric has called for millions and millions of…