Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 14 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 01 Feb

    Ben Nelson. A Recap.

    When we all look back on the whole Ben Nelson debacle we can feel sad that a man outed himself as a political shill…for nothing. While the world watched, Nelson, who had…

  2. 01 Feb

    Pittsburgh’s Dancing Cop: R.I.P.

    I think that anyone over the age of forty remembers Vic Cianca even if you don’t know it. Vic Cianca was that traffic directing cop from Pittsburgh who did all those crazy…

  3. 31 Jan

    Coming Soon — Vampires!

    Oh no, oh no, oh no. I mean, we should have seen this coming. Scientists have discovered that vampires, yes vampires, were right all along. The blood of the young helps keep…

  4. 30 Jan

    A Catholic Priest In The Holy Land

    What is it like to be a Christian in the heart of Palestine? Can faith really prevail over violence and division? In the Catholic parish of Nablus, a few are still determined…

  5. 29 Jan

    Even Barabbas Wasn’t Into Child Porn!

    You looking for evidence that the world is completely crazy, upside down, looney tunes? Sadly, you’ve come to the right place. Everyone’s freaking out that during the Super Bowl Tim Tebow’s mother…

  6. 29 Jan

    Pro-Choicers Call Tebow’s Mother A Liar

    OK. We’ve all had it happen. We’re talking with a woman who all of a sudden does what we fear most and reaches into the depth of her pocketbook and whips out…

  7. 29 Jan

    Constance Mary Redoubt Returns

    You may remember our friend Constance Mary Redoubt from some time ago. Well Connie is back. She is back primarily because I had nothing else to write about today and nobody else…

  8. 28 Jan

    Abortion: State by State

    Go check out this very revealing graphic at American Papist first. What this shows me is the importance of fighting abortion laws. I know this will shock many of you but women…

  9. 28 Jan

    Apostolic Visitation 2: Nunjas!!!

    The Apostolic Visitation started last year with reports of concerns, irregularities about a secular mentality or even a feminist spirit pervading America’s female religious. A letter from the Vatican followed. A simple…

  10. 28 Jan

    Showdown at the March for Life?

    OK. I was kind of back and forth on this one for a while. Fr. Jenkins, President of Notre Dame, who infamously invited and honored President Barack Obama on campus last year,…