Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize! Ha! That’s the best thing that could’ve happened. Four people called me this morning and all of them were laughing about it. The best part is…
Fifteen feet below my shoes I spied a chipmunk. He scurried a few feet, paused to observe his surroundings, and then scurried a few more feet. Finally he came to rest almost…
The United States Conference of Catholic Bishops has published a strong letter of warning (signed by Bishops William F. Murphy, Cardinal Justin Rigali, and Bishop John Wester) urging all Congressmen and Senators…
They say you can’t take it with you. Well, just watch me. I’m talking about secrets. Newsflash to the 21st century: Not every iota of information in your life needs to be…
Before I begin this post I want everyone to take a few deep breaths and try your best to remain calm. I am going to speak glancingly about a word that is…
Watch the way that Nancy Pelosi squirms when Harry Reid touches her. You’d think he was made of spiders. It’s hilarious. It pretty much reminds me of every date I had in…
Who needs Nostradamus when you have the great Santorum? Santorum said if the right to sex is the right to any sort of “consensual sex” then logic dictates that soon you’ll have…
Conspiracy theories. Don’t like ’em. Kennedy, grassy knoll. Nope, don’t buy it. Lone crazy commie did it. MLK. Nope. James Earl Ray did it. (btw I am convinced that MLK would be…
With all this talk about green Bibles, liberal Bibles, and conservative Bibles I thought this was the perfect joke for the day. HT Overheard in the Sacristy HT Sacred Sandwich
