Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 14 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 05 May

    Decriminalizing Infanticide

    A Catholic state legislator in Texas has introduced shocking new legislation that would effectively reduce infanticide to a fineable offense for the first 12 months of a baby’s life. The bill states…

  2. 05 May

    UPI: Catholicism Making A Comeback

    Check out this video from UPI. In it they talk about increased interest in Catholicism, conversions, and Mass attendance. They characterize it as a recovery from the sex abuse scandal which is…

  3. 05 May

    Sickest Image of the Day

    So here’s the scene. Our Vice President Joe Biden and Senator Warren Rudman at a train station on the day that the Supreme Court upheld Roe V. Wade in Casey V Planned…

  4. 05 May

    Ecclesiastical Dandelions? Krakow Surprises

    I had the good fortune to spend a few days in Krakow last week. Leave your presumptions about Soviet-era high rises at the door. The entire city of Krakow is on the…

  5. 05 May

    Democrats Lie and Win

    Everyone’s talking about why the Democrats have been winning recently and much of the blame has been pinned on social conservatives. And you know what, they’re right to blame the right wing.…

  6. 04 May

    Over One Million Served

    This day has been a while coming. We just had our one millionth visitor to Creative Minority Report. Hooray. The grand total to date is 1,000,000 visitors with a grand total of…

  7. 04 May

    A Question About Torture

    I will stipulate that I’m the worst Catholic in the world. OK. So if anyone wants to call me that I beat you to it so don’t bother putting it in the…

  8. 04 May

    Germany’s Rose Colored Glasses

    I woke up in the morning and opened the shades in my hotel room and perused the cityscape of Essen Germany, a mid sized city about 100km from the border with the…

  9. 04 May

    Her Beautiful Excommunication?

    Two Catholic women went through ordination ceremonies, one a “deacon,” the other as a “priest” in a synagogue in Philadelphia and were therefore immediately excommunicated, according to Philly.com: Mary Schoettly, 66, of…