Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 14 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 08 May

    CMR’s 8 Signs of Apocalypse (Vol IX)

    ══ 1 ══ Child Defective Services The image above was in a downloadable children’s coloring book on the Federal Emergency Management Agency website. And yes that is a drawing of the September…

  2. 07 May

    The “Hitler Youth” Watch

    With Pope Benedict’s upcoming trip to Israel, The CMR Institute of Media Studies is instituting the “Hitler Youth” Watch. Our trained professionals (monkeys who like to pretend to read the newspaper) are…

  3. 07 May

    Vatican Newspaper Does Rope-a-Dope

    Ron Howard has been trying to pick a fight with the Catholic Church for weeks, saying boo-hoo the mean old Catholic Church wouldn’t let me film in their churches and complaining that…

  4. 07 May

    State ov Catholic Edukashun

    Bishop James Wall was recently installed as Bishop for the Diocese of Gallup. This is the good news. We have very high hopes for the Bishop and hear wonderful things about him.…

  5. 07 May

    Scariest Quote of the Day

    I just read something that gave me chills. It was in a Q and A interview in the San Fran Chronicle with a writer named Ayelet Waldman who wrote “Bad Mother: A…

  6. 06 May

    We’re Doomed! Doomed I Say!

    Are you worried about health care in this country? Afraid of how your family can handle a catastrophic illness? Don’t worry. Everything is going to be fine. Jessica Alba and the girl…

  7. 06 May

    Fr. Reese Is A Disingenuous Lying Jerk

    No other way to say it. Fr. Thomas Reese in a lying disingenuous jerk. Honestly, I get tired even fisking this garbage. It is all just so stupid! Memo to Bishops: No…

  8. 06 May

    Obama’s Credit Crunch

    One of the biggest problems with the economy right now is that there’s been a credit freeze and lenders are reluctant to lend money. So the government got involved and started throwing…

  9. 06 May

    Bishop Blair Takes Batty Practice

    Bishop Leonard Blair of Toledo, Ohio got wind that the batty Sisters of St. Francis in Tiffin were planning a three day workshop by New Ways Ministry, a Maryland-based organization that describes…