Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 30 Oct

    If I Were a Pregnant Girl With Talent…

    If I were a girl and I were pregnant I’d like to think I could write something like this. But I’m not a girl. And I’m not pregnant. And I don’t write…

  2. 30 Oct

    Obama Loving Nuns Blast Archbishop

    As you recall, Archbishop Chaput has been very forceful is saying that the culture of life should be predominant in our thoughts come election day. Well, you’d expect a motley bunch of…

  3. 30 Oct

    Obama’s Secret Police

    A Civilian Security Force just as well funded as the military? Here in America? That is exactly what Obama wants and he is not ashamed to tell you about it! Well, after…

  4. 30 Oct

    Conservative is the New Gay

    We’ve all been in a moment when a conversation is going on among people around us and it becomes apparent that most of what you hold dear is held in contempt by…

  5. 30 Oct

    Gene’s Gay (Catholic) Get-together

    Not content with merely tearing his own Church apart, openly homosexual Episcopal New Hampshire Bishop Gene Robinson is now meddling with ours. Apparently back in 2005 or so, Robinson helped lead a…

  6. 30 Oct

    Today On CMR – October 29, 2008

    CMR Liveblogging Pushing Daisies Tonight!—Join our protest against the Obamercial. Watch “Pushing Daisies” on ABC with us. Sign Wars—What I learned at the McCain campaign office. When Obama Came For Them—Courage is…

  7. 29 Oct

    CMR Liveblogging Pushing Daisies Tonight!

    I can’t watch Obama. I just can’t. Not tonight. I know this is a HUUUUGGE event. But I’m so tired of the self-righteous platitudes and the empty rhetoric. I can’t watch. So…

  8. 29 Oct

    Sign Wars

    This morning I stepped out onto my front lawn to find my McCain/Palin sign torn from the ground, crumpled and tossed. I went over, picked it up, straightened out the sticks, and…

  9. 29 Oct

    Rename Gallup the CYA Poll

    Gallup is making news because their most recent poll has McCain cutting Obama’s lead to two. Good news. And I’m happy about it. But in this recent election cycle, Gallup has disgraced…

  10. 29 Oct

    When Obama Came For Them

    When Obama came for the the executives making $250,000I remained silent;I did not earn $250,000. When Obama came for the babies,I remained silent;I was not a baby…anymore. When Obama came for conservative…