Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 03 May

    Karen’s Mad Parenting Skills at Best Buy

    Karen, with 7 year old son in tow, makes a trip to Best Buy. Hilarity Ensues. She hopes a jury won’t convict her but she may be willing to take the chance.…

  2. 03 May

    Today on CMR – May 2, 2008

    “Our Dad Takes Care Of Us”—Eight Year Old Points out My Fashion Faux Pas Pope Too Stupid To Be A Heretic—Bishop Williamson of the SSPX has again displayed his dependable dyspepsia. Town…

  3. 02 May

    “Our Dad Takes Care Of Us”

    My children had off from school Thursday and Friday. So I took them to see “Horton Hears a Who” yesterday which they all loved. And I liked it as well though I…

  4. 02 May

    Pope Too Stupid To Be A Heretic

    The consistently cranky Bishop Richard Williamson of the SSPX has once again displayed his dependable dyspepsia. This week’s derogatory dig is aimed at the post conciliar papacy. Bishop Williamson takes issue with…

  5. 02 May

    Town Vs. Church in Battle over Stained Glass

    A dispute between a Catholic Church and a township is getting fiery including accusations and allegations of lying and misleading. If it gets any uglier someone may have to step in and…

  6. 02 May

    Today on CMR – May 1, 2008

    Pope Too Stupid To Be A Heretic—Bishop Williamson of the SSPX has again displayed his dependable dyspepsia. Even When We Are Wrong – We’re Right—As the earth cools, scientists tell us to…

  7. 01 May

    Even When We Are Wrong – We’re Right

    How dumb do these guys think we are? In the face of overwhelming evidence that the earth is not only Not warming, it may even be cooling, “scientists” (and we use this…

  8. 01 May

    Priest: Jesus Was a Migrant

    The Rev. Daniel D. Groody, a University of Notre Dame theologian, has produced a new immigration documentary called “One Border, One Body: Immigration and the Eucharist” saying essentially that Jesus was a…

  9. 01 May

    Smartest In A Room Full Of Dunces

    A recent poll carried out in nine countries — the United States, Britain, Germany, France, the Netherlands, Russia, Italy, Spain and Poland showed that Americans are among the most literate when it…

  10. 01 May

    Today on CMR – April 30, 2008

    Disney Girls Gone Wild—Now It’s Miley Cyrus, Next It’ll be Ariel Nuns Invite Clinton to Campaign—First daughter campaigns at home run by nuns. Obama Shows Saintly Patience—Angered and saddened presidential candidate displays…