Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 28 Apr

    The Race

    You have heard the phrase that life isn’t fair. Well, now death isn’t fair either. Well, now that I think about it, maybe it is. I have been feeling my age lately.…

  2. 28 Apr

    More Scripture from Pelosi’s Personal Bible

    Fresh on the heels of Nancy Pelosi’s pretend Bible quote, The Daily Danet has uncovered several more quotes from scripture only to be found in the Speaker’s brain. Speaker of the House,…

  3. 28 Apr

    My Daughter’s Communion Was For The Birds

    My daughter’s first communion was yesterday. Unlike Patrick’s tale of woe, it was a fully reverential and moving affair. All the children bowed low before the Eucharist. And after receiving the Eucharist…

  4. 27 Apr

    Weekend on CMR – April 26-27, 2008

    Cardinal: No Communion in the Hand!—Archbishop in Peru bans communion in the hand. Anti-Social Man Hopes Company Arrives Soon—In an act of anti-social desperation, Matthew interviews himself. Oh No! Yoko—Yoko Ono sues…

  5. 26 Apr

    Cardinal: No Communion in the Hand!

    It is rare that I find good news in the The Tablet (aka the bitter pill). They do however try to make the worst of a a good situation. The Tablet reports…

  6. 26 Apr

    Anti-Social Man Hopes Company Arrives Soon

    An anti-social man said today that he hopes his guests will arrive soon. While some experts are saying they believe this new attitude to be an emotional breakthrough, some are more skeptical.…

  7. 26 Apr

    Oh No! Yoko

    As if breaking up the Beatles wasn’t bad enough, now the perennially irksome Yoko Ono is suing Ben Stein. More specifically, she is suing the producers of Ben Stein’s documentary Expelled because…

  8. 26 Apr

    Today on CMR – April 25, 2008

    I Like What Obama Says about America—In small town America, people don’t like Obama for all the right reasons. Pelosi’s Fake Bible Joins Fake Catholicism—Nancy Pelosi takes cafeteria catholicism to a whole…

  9. 25 Apr

    I Like What Obama Says about America

    I’ll admit it. I have a soft spot for Barack Obama because I like what his candidacy says about our great country. Now, I live in a small town in Pennsylvania so…

  10. 25 Apr

    Pelosi’s Fake Bible Joins Fake Catholicism

    Nancy Pelosi takes cafeteria catholicism to a whole new level. The Speaker of the House is only comfortable quoting the Bible when the Bible does not actually contain the quote she is…