Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 25 Apr

    Obama Supports Gay Marriage

    In an interview with The Advocate Barack Obama really sent up a flare to the country as to how dangerous his Presidency would actually be: Obama: And finally, an area that I’m…

  2. 25 Apr

    Priest’s Sock Puppet Hears Confessions

    A priest’s sock puppet has been caught secretly hearing confessions in a downtown Philadelphia Catholic Church. The puppet, introduced to the church during a homily six years ago by Fr. Michael McBrien…

  3. 25 Apr

    Today on CMR – April 24, 2008

    Court: Football Coach Can’t Take a Knee—A federal appeals court prohibited a New Jersey high school football coach from taking a knee and participating in team prayer. Secularism Makes You Stupid—What is…

  4. 24 Apr

    Secularism Makes You Stupid

    One hundred and four years ago a devout Quaker name Joseph Rowntree drew up a list of scourges on humanity. These scourges included poverty, war, slavery, intemperance, the opium trade, impurity and…

  5. 24 Apr

    Court: Football Coach Can’t Take a Knee

    According to a small newspaper in New Jersey, a federal appeals court prohibited a New Jersey high school football coach from taking a knee and participating in team prayer. I’m not kidding.…

  6. 24 Apr

    Today on CMR – April 23, 2008

    Scandalous Jesus Bio Set for Release—Director of “Basic Instinct” will make scandalous claims about Jesus and Mary in an upcoming biography about Jesus. The Pipes, The Pipes Are Galling—In the EU, Big…

  7. 23 Apr

    Scandalous Jesus Bio Set for Release

    According to FoxNews the director of “Basic Instinct” will make scandalous claims about Jesus and Mary in an upcoming biography about Jesus. In his upcoming biography of Jesus, “Basic Instinct” director Paul…

  8. 23 Apr

    The Pipes, The Pipes Are Galling

    Reason #4367 I am glad that I am not a European. For all our faults, at least we can usually tell the Federal Government to mind its own business. Things that are…

  9. 23 Apr

    I Didn’t Know Scooby Was Catholic

    The Paschal Mystery Machine is owned by the Diocese of Green Bay Wisconsin. Seminarian, Quinn Mann often showcases this vehicle on camping expeditions with a group called Catholic Youth Expeditions. He and…

  10. 23 Apr

    Where are the “Necessary” Partial Birth Abortions?

    One year ago this week, according to Bench Memos, the Supreme Court in Gonzales v. Carhart rejected a challenge to the constitutionality of the federal Partial-Birth Abortion Act of 2003. Remember the…