Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 20 Apr

    Ben-e-DEE-to! Ben-e-DEE-to!

    The incomparable Peggy Noonan wrote a piece in today’s New York Post about Pope Benedict’s visit to New York. You knew he had arrived by the cheer that welled up from the…

  2. 19 Apr

    Is Catholic Church the New Enron?

    The Catholic Church has certainly seen some downsizing in America through recent decades. Empty Churches? Who’s to Blame. Peter Borre’, Co-Chair, Council of Parishes, seems to believe the answer is simple: American…

  3. 19 Apr

    Today on CMR – April 18, 2008

    Obama Flips Clinton The Bird!—I don’t care what kind of denials the man issues, I think he did this on purpose! That’s One Big Pope!—The Pope is bigger than we thought! Mass…

  4. 18 Apr

    Obama Flips Clinton The Bird!

    I don’t care what kind of denials the man issues. This is on purpose. Listen to the crowd. They KNOW! Obama doesn’t look up because he knows too! Like I said, I…

  5. 18 Apr

    That’s One Big Pope!

    Yesterday morning on Good Morning America, religion reporter Dan Harris reported on the Papal Mass from Nationals Park in Washington. He said, “This is a brand new ballpark opened just two and…

  6. 18 Apr

    Mass Outrage: No Extraordinary Ministers!

    Amazing. One would think the after the multicultural musical mayhem that occurred yesterday at National’s Stadium, that your average ‘catholic’ progressive would be basking in the glow of this liturgical train wreck…

  7. 18 Apr

    Liar: Yale Abortion Story a Hoax

    So, it was all a hoax after all. I was fooled and so were the major and minor media outlets. The Yale senior did not actually artificially inseminate herself and then use…

  8. 18 Apr

    Do You Want Fries With That?

    A cleric friend of mine reports in from the papal Mass in DC: “I was distributing communion on the first level on the South Capitol side of the stadium. About 10 minutes…

  9. 18 Apr

    Today on CMR – April 17, 2008

    Do You Want Fries With That?—Super sized liturgies now come with fries! Dems Strip “Objectionable Language” about Pope—Now if we could only remove those objectionable members of congress. Liturgical Music – New…