Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 12 September 2026

Creative Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 09 Dec

    The Uncool Dad vs. Pet Day

    My latest “Uncool Dad” video. This is the story about what I learned about parenting the day I brought a dead pet to school. The stories are always true and my kids…

  2. 07 Dec

    Should We Apologize to Aliens?

    The Pioneer 10 spacecraft was launched in 1972 and was designed to leave the solar system and, possibly, encounter other life forms. It carries a plaque showing a pair of human beings,…

  3. 05 Dec

    CMR’s 8 Signs of the Apocalypse

    8. Who could’ve possibly seen this coming…oh to heck with it. Charity concert at Cdl. Schönborn’s cathedral features shirtless actor dancing on Communion rail and dancers wearing demonic horns, according to Lifesitenews.com. It’s…

  4. 03 Dec

    Actuating Schism Part V: The Hammer Drop

    You can see all the previous parts to this series by clicking here. So finally we are here, the last post in this series (at least for now). In the previous installments,…

  5. 30 Nov

    Actuating Schism Part IV: The Honey Pot

    “To a surrounded enemy, you must leave a way of escape.” — Sun Tzu In Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3 of this series, we have covered quite of bit of…

  6. 29 Nov

    Actuating Schism Part III: The Death Blow

    In Part I and Part II of this series, we covered how the synod process has been systematically hijacked by the Pope and his henchpersons to advance the progressive agenda.  When the…

  7. 28 Nov

    Frank Capra Vs. The Devil

    “My films must let every man, woman and child know that God loves them.” Frank Capra, the legendary director of heartwarming films such as “It’s a Wonderful Life” and “Mr. Smith Goes…

  8. 28 Nov

    Actuating Schism Part II: No Quarter

    In my previous post, I laid the groundwork for what I will be explaining further over the next days. Mainly that there has been a de facto schism in the Church for…

  9. 27 Nov

    Cupich to the Kids’ Table

    I, for one, feel terrible for Cardinal Cupich being put in charge of the February meeting of bishops on abuse instead of being able to take part in the pope’s “bigger agenda.”…

  10. 27 Nov

    Actuating Schism – Part 1

    “In a very small circle, Pope Francis is said to have self-critically further explained himself as follows: “It is not to be excluded that I will enter history as the one who…