Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 14 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 30 Nov

    The Worst Nativity Sets. Ever.

    It can be argued that we’ve messed up Christmas pretty bad. As evidence I present this list of the Worst nativity scenes. Ever. First, I give you the hipster nativity. You’ve got…

  2. 30 Nov

    Euthanasia Law Used to Kill Alcoholic

    The good news is that passing assisted suicide laws leads to a decrease in the number of drunks and sad people. I mean, who wants drunks and sad people around, right? Because…

  3. 30 Nov

    Writer Won’t Put Schilling In HOF

    Can we just stop pretending here for a second. Dan Shaughnessy said he’s not voting for Curt Schilling for the baseball Hall of Fame because he tweeted out a joke about hanging…

  4. 29 Nov

    Homework or Cleaning?

    Yesterday, I told my kids that we were all cleaning after they finished their assignments. Curiously, they all seemed to take a verrrrry long time with their work. Hmmmmmm. Update: My 16…

  5. 28 Nov

    Run, Hide, Fight. And Pray.

    There’s an active shooter situation on the campus of The Ohio State University. Fox News: At least one active shooter was reported on the campus of the Ohio State University Monday and…

  6. 24 Nov

    My Annual Plea for the Tofurkey!

    I’ve pleaded for the rare and precious tofurkey in year’s past. But perhaps this time my pleas will be heard. Vegetarians around the planet were horrified to learn recently that the popular…