Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 21 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 12 May

    Journalist Wants to Make Sure Ted Cruz is Cuban Cuban

    Fresh off attempting to prove Ted Cruz isn’t American born and therefore ineligible for the presidency, journalist Mark Halperin attempts to prove that Cruz isn’t Cuban enough. Seriously. He asks Cruz what…

  2. 08 May

    Stunning Election in Nobody Cares-Ville

    Apparently in a sissy land where men drink tea and babies are named Mohammed, they had an election that will change nothing. Boring. On the upside, a whole bunch of lefties are…

  3. 08 May

    No Thanks Commonweal, We’ve Already Got One

    Commonweal touts socialist Bernie Sanders’ presidential run asking in the headline: “A Socialist for President?” All I could think is, “No thanks, we’ve already got one.” Commonweal failed to mention in their…

  4. 07 May

    Patrick At Argument of The Month Club

    See me speak at this month’s Argument of the Month Club in St. Paul. Where: In the basement of St. Augustine’s Catholic Church.408 3rd St N.South St Paul, MN 55075Click for a Map…