Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 27 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 22 Dec

    Orangutan Has Human Rights, Says Court

    In a time when human rights seem inaccessible for so many human beings including the unborn, comatose patients, and the elderly, a court has decided that orangutans has human rights. An orangutan…

  2. 17 Dec

    NBA Players Gets Booed, Compares Self to Jesus

    OK. Here’s what not to do when getting booed. After being traded by the Sixers, Boston Celtics guard Evan Turner returned to Philadelphia and got booed as he was widely considered a…

  3. 17 Dec

    This Sign Outside a Fireplace is Driving Atheists Crazy

    Oh my. This sign outside a firehouse in Utica, New York, says “Happy Birthday Jesus We Love You” and now the atheist organization The Freedom from Religion Foundation is demanding that the…

  4. 16 Dec

    Why I Just Don’t Care About that Nun’s Document

    The loooooong awaited report from the Vatican to religious sisters is reportedly a puff piece. I don’t really care. I don’t even really care enough to read the actual document. I just…

  5. 16 Dec

    Shut Up and Be Grateful for Your Life

    *subhead*Third party reproduction.*subhead* Last year, Bruce Feiler wrote a piece for The New York Times in which he began by regretting the bad behavior of his family at a reunion. He wondered…

  6. 16 Dec

    Everybody Loves Low Gas Prices Until It’s WWIII

    Everybody loves those low gas prices, except of course those countries likely to start WWIII. A little more economic collapse and the whole thing could go kaboom. Crude is below $60. If…