Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 21 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 05 Dec

    Good News! Our War on Babies a Rousing Success

    The CDC just announced that the U.S. birth rate is at an all time low. Yay us. We finally did it. The scourge of humanity (namely babies) is on the run as…

  2. 04 Dec

    The Baby Jesus Needs a Disclaimer

    The baby Jesus needs a disclaimer. Yup. That’s what the world has come to. For years, the nativity scene along with a Santa and a tree at the Baxter County Courthouse went…

  3. 03 Dec

    Naughty or Nice?

    Jimmy Kimmel is very funny when he interrogates kids over whether they have been naughty or nice. *subhead*Very cute and funny.*subhead*

  4. 03 Dec

    Islamic Radicals Raid Kenyan Quarry, Execute 36 Who?

    Non-Muslims. I guess that’s the way to describe the victims of the recent atrocities. Al-Shabab terrorists in Kenya raided a quarry in Kenya, woke up all the workers, and demanded that each…

  5. 02 Dec

    NYC: A Eugencist’s Utopia

    While abortion rates, according to the CDC, are dropping nationally, the number of abortions being performed on black and Hispanic babies in New York City is just plain horrifying – making up…

  6. 02 Dec

    Gas Prices: Good News Bad News

    These gas prices are awesome right? Crude is below $70 and there is some speculation among analysts that we haven’t hit bottom yet. For many Americans, this is like an unexpected tax…