Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 30 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 21 Jan

    10 Things Obama Might Say to Pope Francis

    President Barack Obama will meet with Pope Francis for the first time on March 27 at the Vatican, the White House announced Tuesday. Here’s some thoughts on what Obama might say to…

  2. 21 Jan

    Time Magazine Comes Out in Favor of Polyandry

    Time magazine, after seeking to destroy the institution of marriage entirely, now endorses “Polyandry.” Initially I thought that polyandry meant doing laundry for many people, in which case I’m very much against…

  3. 20 Jan

    Gay People Smoke! A Lot!

    This has to confuse the left. At least a little. It turns out that Slate reports “It’s dismaying but not surprising, then, to learn from a new study that a startling 33…

  4. 20 Jan

    Finally! The Left Happy a Baby is Born!!!

    This is the left’s favoritest baby…evah!!! A nun gave birth to a baby and it’s worldwide news. Hey, I’m just happy it was one of those pro-life nuns. Ahem. Sister Simone “above…

  5. 20 Jan

    The Medjugorje Report

    The Vatican has confirmed that indeed the International Commission investigating the events at Medjugorje has completed its mission and submitted its report. Some news accounts are already giving us hints as to…

  6. 18 Jan

    Cuomo Excommunicates Catholics

    While the Catholic Church wrings its hands and furrows its collective brow over the unpastoral calls to excommunicate Catholic politicians who advocate grave sin as policy, these unholy pols have no such…

  7. 17 Jan

    Fr. Pavone and The Franciscans of the Immaculate

    Do you remember when Fr. Pavone was first remanded to his diocese and the Priest’s for Life first put under scrutiny? At the time, there were all kinds of allegations and innuendo…