Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 2 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 13 Mar

    Some Background on Pope Francis

    Everyone’s going to be looking for information on Pope Francis. I haven’t done much research but I’m very very pleased with everything I’ve seen and read about our new Pope. CNS has…

  2. 13 Mar

    Pope Francis: The First Jesuit Pope (Updated)

    We have Pope Francis. Jorge Mario Bergoglio, SJ is an Argentine cardinal He has served as the Archbishop of Buenos Aires since 1998. He was elevated to the cardinalate in 2001. He…

  3. 13 Mar

    Habemus Papam! We Have White Smoke!

    The bells are ringing. The people in St. Peter’s Square are cheering. The wait is over. Now, I’m anxious again waiting to find out who our next Pope will be. Update: Say…

  4. 13 Mar

    The World Slows Down to Watch a Chimney

    There is something absolutely delightful to me that the world is watching a chimney. There’s something so countercultural about it. We have a media that has helicopters to cover car chases, satellites…

  5. 13 Mar

    Batty Broads Protest All-Male Conclave

    The media has found their story. In light of the silence from the conclave, the media is running stories on protests such as the one in Florida where a few senior citizens…

  6. 13 Mar

    Piers Morgan, Nanny Bloomberg, And The Pope

    Consistency being the hobgoblin of small minds, Piers Morgan’s giant brain must be hobgoblin free. Life must be so much easier when you don’t let little things like logic and consistency get…

  7. 13 Mar

    MSNBC Analyst Compares Church to Soviet Union

    MSNBC’s Katrina Vanden Huevel just compared the Catholic Church to the Soviet Union. Wait, I thought lefties liked the old USSR. HT Weasel Zippers *subhead*Outrageous.*subhead*

  8. 13 Mar

    Catholics United Pushes Sister Simone for Pope?

    This is hilarious. Catholics United, the radically pro-abortion rights organization is attempting to use the conclave as a way of finding more supporters. In a sad attempt at a p.r. campaign, they…