Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 2 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 12 Mar

    Is “Abort” a Bad Word?

    My seven year old son came running through the room yelling into his walkie-talkie, “Abort the mission. Abort!” My five year old daughter’s walkie talkie didn’t have batteries so although she talked…

  2. 12 Mar

    “It’s A Dangerous Time, Pray For Us!”

    Robert Moynihan of Inside the Vatican relays this story of an encounter with a voting Cardinal on the streets of Rome the day before the conclave. I excerpt it here because it…

  3. 12 Mar

    Politico Laughs at Killed Troops?

    Politico published this headline on their site. It is an absolute horror that they’re snickering at the death of our bravest soldiers sacrificing all. After somebody noticed that they were laughing publicly…

  4. 11 Mar

    A Vaticanista

    FWIW, my working definition of a Vaticanista. A Vaticanista is like a climatologist, he uses small amounts of irrelevant and unverifiable data to predict a future in magical concordance with his own…

  5. 11 Mar

    God Only Knows Who The Next Pope Will Be

    I read a lot, dozens of news articles every day. I’m used to being in the know. I think many of us are like that now. Let’s face it, we’ve become so…

  6. 11 Mar

    My Criteria For Pope Picking

    I hear so much about what we need in a Pope today.  They say we need and ecumenical Pope, a Pastoral Pope, a media savvy Pope, a bridge builder who is committed…

  7. 11 Mar

    BBC: Jesus Is Just Like Teh Gays

    This is your annual dose of pre-Easter lunacy from the media. The BBC has broadcast a message by the founder of a gay news website likening the punishment of Jesus on the…

  8. 10 Mar

    Gimme Your Picks For Pope And Why

    I have spent the weekend trying to figure out about which names echoing out at St. Peter’s would make me happy (like I was in 2005) and which would worry me. In…