Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 6 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 08 May

    Youth Ministry Has Failed

    I have never been a fan of youth ministry as it is conceived within the Catholic Church. We have 2,000 years of doctrine, liturgy, art, and music upon which to draw in…

  2. 08 May

    Santorum Endorses Romney

    Rick Santorum has officially endorsed Romney. Thank you again for all you did as one of my strongest and committed supporters. Your belief in our campaign helped us start a movement of…

  3. 08 May

    Dead Baby Pills?! Seriously?

    Just in case you’re not already sufficiently horrified by the 21st century yet, this story’s for you. News outlets are reporting that thousands of capsules filled with powdered flesh from dead babies…

  4. 07 May

    And Georgetown Thinks You’re Stupid

    After all the blowup over the invitation of the virulently pro-abortion author of the right-destroying HHS mandate Kathleen Sebelius, the only defense the formerly Catholic and’ presently Jesuit Georgetown could muster is…

  5. 07 May

    Charles Barkley’s Other Prediction

    Former NBA great Charles Barkley who’s been seen of late wearing a dress for Weight Watchers commercials made a prediction about the upcoming election when he noticed that Mitt Romney was at…

  6. 07 May

    Biden Calls Romney “President Romney”

    This guy. In lieu of reasoned debate on the merits of Joe Biden’s argument for same sex marriage on Meet The Press today on CMR we’re going to do something slightly different.…

  7. 07 May

    Dinosaurs Passing Gas Caused Climate Change?

    This is just priceless. The politicization of science grows increasingly humorous. Some scientists are now claiming that dinosaurs passing wind may have caused climate change. Oy! And Ewwww! The UK Telegraph reports:…

  8. 07 May

    Two Pro-Life Victories

    I feel like sometimes we end up reporting lots of bad news. So here’s some good news. Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer has signed a bill that will cut off public funding for…

  9. 06 May

    Human or Superhuman?

    Just a shameless plug for my latest piece at the National Catholic Register.  The subject is a difficult one: human genetic engineering.  It is an important topic and I am glad the…