Just in case you’re not already sufficiently horrified by the 21st century yet, this story’s for you.
News outlets are reporting that thousands of capsules filled with powdered flesh from dead babies have been seized by South Korean customs officials.
There are two logical followup question to this kind of insanity? The first of which is, of course, “I’m sorry, did you just say ‘dead baby pills?”
The second is “Did the words ‘dead baby pills’ seriously just crawl out your mouth?”
And then after this horror has found a comfortable cranial wrinkle in which to nest, you might just ask, “Why?”
You see, dead babies are thought “by some” to be a viable cure for disease or at least stamina boosters, if you know what I mean.
Man, sex and dead babies just go together, huh? Think of the vicious circle-ness of it all. You pop some dead baby pills in order to “perform” and unintentionally impregnate a girl you have no intention of taking care of so you unintentionally create…more dead babies — to be sold at a convenient black market close to you.