Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 8 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 04 Jan

    A Santorum Victory! Who Else Won?

    Yeah Santorum technically lost by eight votes in Iowa last night but if you can’t see that last night was a huge victory for former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum you’re just not…

  2. 04 Jan

    Turn off the Hulu, Save America

    America is being pulled apart at the seams. It’s a technological balkanization. America has become a bizarro Babel. In Babel, everyone was talking but nobody could understand each other. But in America…

  3. 04 Jan

    Iowa Caucus Open Thread

    We will post updates and comments here. Feel free to post your thoughts as well. 12:31 PM ET. Ridiculous. Rick up by 5 votes with 98% reporting. It is a tie. 12:25…

  4. 03 Jan

    Muslims Kill Santa!!!

    A gang of adherents to the religion of peace have killed Santa Claus. Word has it they’re next to target elves and magical reindeer. The Voice of Russia reports: In Dushanbe, a…

  5. 03 Jan

    But Santorum Endorsed Specter!!!!!

    Newsflash! Rick Santorum endorsed pro-choice Arlen Specter over pro-life Pat Toomey in the 2004 election cycle. In case you were living under a rock you may not have known this. And despite…

  6. 03 Jan

    Success! Santorum Hit Pieces Begin

    You know Rick Santorum is doing well when the AP does a hit piece like this. Here is the lede. Rick Santorum Caught Up In John Ensign Affair: Senate Ethics Report Seven…

  7. 03 Jan

    Colmes Mocks Santorum’s Dead Child

    This absolutely sickens me. It is the lowest of the low. Liberal Alan Colmes mocks Rick Santorum for treating his dead son with dignity. Colmes was suggesting that voters would shun Santorum…

  8. 02 Jan

    Generation Porno

    In defense of taboo. Liberal intelligentsia circa 1990: “You know, you fundamentalist types are all hung up on sex. If you would just lose your hangups, things would be better. Take pornography…

  9. 02 Jan

    10 Movies We Don’t Wanna’ See in 3D

    The latest craze in Hollywood is releasing older movies in 3D. Star Wars-the Phantom Menace is being released in 3D. That means one more dimension of Jar Jar. That’s extra Jar. Jar…