Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 8 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 06 Jan

    A Good Christian Smack In The Head

    Might you do me a favor? Today at the National Catholic Register I opine about the natural and Christian justice that sometimes accompanies a good Christian smack in the head. I would…

  2. 06 Jan

    Proof: Catholics Caused the Holocaust!!!

    In 1894, a four year old boy was playing near the icy waters of the River Inn in Passau, Germany. The young boy fell into the river and was drowning when another…

  3. 06 Jan

    Did Santorum Actually Win?

    Not that it really matters at the end of the day, but a voter counter suggests that a counting mistake may have given Romney the win. DES MOINES, Iowa — Caucus night…

  4. 05 Jan

    Santorum Actually Means It

    I was speaking with a friend on the phone yesterday from college. He’s kinda’ pro-life but not passionate about it and fiscally conservative but not very religious. He’s a little squishy, if…

  5. 05 Jan

    God Told Pat Robertson The Nominee Will Be…

    Somebody tell me how Pat Robertson is not wandering around a dog track with his name and return address pinned to his sweater? The televangelist kook has once again claimed that God…

  6. 05 Jan

    This Is The Santorum I Know

    I find it hard to believe I am writing these words. But the following is an excerpt from a column extolling the virtues of Rick Santorum written by, are you sitting down?…

  7. 04 Jan

    Crash and Burn Marriage Proposal

    I asked my wife to marry me on top of the Empire State building. That way, if she said no I could’ve thrown her off and nobody would’ve ever known. This guy…

  8. 04 Jan

    Obama: Re-Elect Me for the Children

    President Barack Obama was in Iowa last night and made a impassioned plea for his re-election that made me raise my eyebrow and sent a chill up my spine, according to Weasel…

  9. 04 Jan

    The Conservative Alternative

    Santorum’s surge surprised just about everybody and he came within 8 votes of beating perennial front-runner Mitt Romney in Iowa. Newt faded, and Bachmann and Perry are likely out of the race.…