Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 10 November 2026

Creative
Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 01 Jul

    Bishops Need To Get Serious

    In a radio interview earlier in the week I was asked what is needed to get Catholic politicians to stop supporting gay marriage. My answer was short and simple. The Bishops need…

  2. 01 Jul

    Planned Parenthood to Remove Phone Lines?

    In an exclusive report to CMR (which means made up), our staff has uncovered that Planned Parenthood clinics throughout the country are ripping out their phone lines and are refusing to speak…

  3. 30 Jun

    Drunk Babies and Trampolines

    You know, girls may not be that different from boys after all. I don’t mean in that icky Chaz Bono kinda way. I mean in the wickedly funny and wickedly stupid department.…

  4. 30 Jun

    Kansas One Step Closer To Abortion Free

    TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) – A board in Kansas has unanimously approved new regulations for abortion providers, moving the state closer to becoming the first in the nation without a clinic or doctor’s…

  5. 30 Jun

    The Beauty of Human Weakness

    Chelsea Zimmerman from Reflections of a Paralytic is posting here once a week for this month. Her posts have been great so far and we’re lucky to have her. Please read her…

  6. 30 Jun

    Fr. Gobbi Has Passed Away

    Have you ever heard of Fr. Stefano Gobbi? Fr. Gobbi penned a book in which he detailed supposed locutions from the Blessed Virgin. It was quite the rage 20 plus years ago.…

  7. 29 Jun

    VA: God Not Invited to Funerals

    It seems that the separation of Church and state actually means that the state is bent on totally eradicating the church. Weasel Zippers reports: Local veterans and volunteer groups are accusing Department…

  8. 29 Jun

    New Hampshire Cuts Off PP Too!

    Not a legislative action, but the effects are the same. The Executive Council of New Hampshire cancelled a $1.8M contract with Planned Parenthood. And here is a surprise, LifeNews reports that a…

  9. 29 Jun

    Hilarious Church Bulletin Bloopers

    OK. There’s a lot of serious stuff going on in the Church and the world right now and I was prepared to write on them but then I received an email from…