In an exclusive report to CMR (which means made up), our staff has uncovered that Planned Parenthood clinics throughout the country are ripping out their phone lines and are refusing to speak to anyone on the phone.
Some speculate that this sudden move is due to losing funding from several states throughout the country but this is not the cause of the emergency move. But the real reason is actually because Planned Parenthood is afraid of Lila Rose and Live Action team calling to expose them again.
Lila Rose and Live Action started calling into and stopping into abortion clinics years ago causing them several public relations disasters including most recently calling several clinics following up on a claim by Cecile Richards that they perform life saving mammograms. And just this week Live Action contacted clinics in Indiana catching them in a lie again about Medicaid patients’ access to healthcare.
In fact, Live Action and Lila Rose have hurt Planned Parenthood so badly that employees reportedly shudder each time the phone rings and make up excuses not to answer for fear it’s “that woman!”
Managers of Planned Parenthood clinics have found workers in the fetal position in the break room repeating “It’s her. It’s her. It’s definitely her.”
“That b*tch has cost us millions,” said one Planned Parenthood manager. “She sounds so sweet and innocent on the phone but she’s so mean because she shows the world what we’re actually saying and that’s just not right. There should be a law against that or something.”
One manager of a clinic said they didn’t really need the phones in her opinion because “everyone knows what we do here anyway. When you wanna’ get rid of your blob of tissue you come to us.”
July 1, 2011 at 2:25 am
There should be a law against clarifying another person's speech? Huh?
"When you wanna' get rid of your blob of tissue you come to us." Wow. Eloquent AND classy. Who wouldn't want to come to them in the face of a life-altering decision?
July 1, 2011 at 2:31 am
She still might call over the fax line, just to needle 'em.
July 1, 2011 at 3:57 am
I sit outside of a PP abortuary every day as I wait for my mentally disabled brother to leave the Catholic workshop for the disabled. They are actually so close, that when I worked for a national diploma mill, the two buildings were both part of our campus. The irony of having the workplace of these downs and otherwise affected adults less than 50 feet from people who would never let them live if they could help it is… ironic. I know everyone who drops off or picks up these special and wonderful people says a prayer against the evil happening across the parking lot. Lila, Do you want some pics?
July 1, 2011 at 2:32 pm
I am a devout Catholic in the Richmond Virginia Diocese. I'm in charge of my parish's RCIA program and I also serve as a Eucharistic Minister in my Virginia Beach parish. As a Catholic woman, I cannot support recent tactics to take away a woman's reproductive choices. As my own pastor pointed out: Even Mary was given a choice; it's called the fiat. If God believes that women should have a choice, shouldn't we? Women suffer when their choices are taken away. I support Planned Parenthood not because of abortion but because it provides a host of other reproductive services for women (many Catholic) that Catholic Charities refuses to provide. It's my body; it's my choice. We celebrate! We believe!
July 1, 2011 at 3:33 pm
Did anyone not know where Anonymous 9:32 was going once she trotted out her Catholic in good standing resume?
Even Mary was given a choice;
Yes Mary was given a choice: before she was pregnant. It's not like God gave her the choice to head down to the local Planned Parenthood after conception. You see, every woman – in fact every man – has a choice. You can choose not to have sex. It's not as though women are being forced to bare children through no choice made on their own part.
If God believes that women should have a choice, shouldn't we?
You actually think this is a logical argument? I mean you took the time to type this question out and thought it buttressed your anti-Catholic viewpoint? And you are in charge of RCIA? No wonder so many people have no clue about their faith.
I support Planned Parenthood not because of abortion but because it provides a host of other reproductive services for women (many Catholic) that Catholic Charities refuses to provide.
Ignorant, and a liar to boot. Oh, but the resume.
It's my body; it's my choice. We celebrate! We believe!
Wow, what deep insight. Were you stuck in traffic just now and behind a car with that bumper sticker?
July 1, 2011 at 3:36 pm
re: Anonymous 9:32
You can't be that devout a Catholic if you don't even practice what your faith requires. As an Extraordinary Minister, are you sure you feel safe handling the Body of Christ in the state you claim to be in? Mary was indeed given a choice, but that choice was before the Savior was conceived in her womb, not after. God didn't say "Okay, you're pregnant. Do you want to go through with it?" And let me ask regarding choice: Do women suffer when the choice to drink and drive is taken away? I mean, it's their car; it's their choice, right? And regarding "other reproductive services," Live Action recently showed that Planned Parenthood in Indiana happily recommended that MedicAid patients go to other clinics for those services. And finally, yes, it's your body, but it's foremost the Holy Spirit's temple. You really shouldn't perform human sacrifice in it.
July 1, 2011 at 3:38 pm
I am a devout Catholic…
Totally untrue, based on the rest of the comment.
As my own pastor pointed out: Even Mary was given a choice; it's called the fiat.
Your pastor is either (a) ignorant; (b) afraid to stand up to the women working in the parish office; or (c) being taken out of context. I'd like to believe it's (c), but I've seen (b) happen much too often to not give that consideration.
As for the rest, can't improve on what Paul said.
July 1, 2011 at 5:27 pm
@Anon9:32. No one is taking away anyone's choice. Women can use a coat hanger if they want to murder their baby. But why should any civilized society make it legal and safe for anyone to commit murder? If anyone wants to murder anybody, one takes risks. If you come after me with your Fiat, I'll meet you with my Durango to defend myself. Unfortunately, the baby cannot defend himself. Making things unsafe and illegal is their only defense. But you, oh sanctimonious and petulant one, would want Planned Parenthood to be there, fully funded and staffed to murder an innocent child! Forget faith. Are you sane?
July 1, 2011 at 6:23 pm
Yeah! What Paul said!!!
July 1, 2011 at 6:24 pm
@Those who say that Mary was given a choice before but not after the conception, I would argue that Mary did have a choice after she conceived. When Joseph planned to divorce her quietly, she could have chosen to reneg on her fiat and induced an abortion – by taking some bitter herbs, jumping up and down or something. At that point, her cover will be blown and she could be stoned to death (with rocks) – per Mosaic regulations. But she chose God no matter what happens to her.
July 2, 2011 at 5:22 am
How sad that an RCIA director would teach outside of the church's catechism. Sadder still is the notion that the choice is made after conception. Really? It's not like sexual activity is a given. We all make choices. Most of them are before the first kiss.
July 9, 2011 at 3:47 am
We had to fire our parish's Director of Faith Formation because her errors concerning the sanctity of life and natural marriage were opposed to Catholic faith. (Oh yeah… and she was an Extraordinary Minister of Holy Communion, too.) It was quite a scandal, and now she can't find work for the Church anywhere in our diocese.
Anonymous of 9:32 — It is not too late to accept the grace of conversion, make a good confession, and restore your relationship with Christ. Until then, PLEASE do not touch Our Lord with your hands or your tongue, "lest you bring judgment upon yourself" (if you know where your Bible is, read 1Cor 11:27-31)
Abortion is never a "choice." Abortion is always murder. If we are disgusted that Casey Anthony killed her child, then we should not encourage or allow any other woman to kill her child, too.