Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 26 October 2026

Creative
Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Drunk Babies and Trampolines

You know, girls may not be that different from boys after all. I don’t mean in that icky Chaz Bono kinda way. I mean in the wickedly funny and wickedly stupid department.

To wit. Simcha Fisher’s post on…um… in ground trampolines and building a chair out of grass so that she can rest her pregnant body by the fire while having a beer.

For which she was axiomatically questioned/chastized about having a beer while pregnant to which she responded with her usual aplomb “Yeah, there was a study last year that showed that light drinking is safe (I’d dig it up if I weren’t so drunk right now).”

Cool.

But then, but then….

The conversation took a turn for the better/bizarre/worse when Jen Fulwiler jumped in with a delightful suggestion (Note: Not child friendly) to enhance your outdoor beer drinking experience.

Next year I am totally inviting these chicks to my 4th of July party. If they bring the trampoline, I will provide the beer.

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