Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 12 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 07 Feb

    NY Times: Hot Women are Pro-Life

    Hot women are pro-life. Hey,it’s not me saying it. It’s the New York Times. And oddly enough they don’t seem thrilled about it. Doing her best imitation of the Wicked Queen from…

  2. 07 Feb

    Baby Darth Vader

    In a terrible and ridiculously smut-filled year for Superbowl commercials, this was the one bright spot. I love the way baby Darth reacts at the end. Awesome. A commenter sent in a…

  3. 07 Feb

    The Priest Voice

    I know well and have known many priests during my earthly span and I hope to be around long enough to get to know even more. And so, over the years, I…

  4. 07 Feb

    Get Your Clothes On!!!

    I’ve got a little bit of a cold. OK. It’s a really bad cold that would have normal men laid up in bed and crying out for Chicken Soup. But that’s not…

  5. 06 Feb

    My Memory of Reagan & Carter

    There is a lot of reminiscing going on these days. Not only of Reagan at 100 years but also of Jimmy Carter’s failure in Iran as it compares to his brother from…

  6. 05 Feb

    Red State vs. the CDC on Abortion Stats

    So far it seems Red State has secured a victory. But we’ll see. It looks like the CDC was trying to bury abortion statistics. Check out the story from Red State. They…

  7. 04 Feb

    Now That’s Funny

    Yesterday I wrote an open letter to New Advent’s Editor Kevin Knight complaining that Patrick has his picture up next to his column while I never do. Check out what Knight did…

  8. 04 Feb

    Planned Parenthood Must Hate Lila Rose

    In the latest episode of pro-lifers favorite sitcom “When Lila Rose Attacks: The Planned Parenthood Chronicles” a massive but intentional miscommunication occurs where the Planned Parenthood employee believes that Lila’s friend is…

  9. 04 Feb

    Mom Jailed For Not Writing Absent Notes

    Maybe we should start homeschooling our five children. Although the idea of my wife getting dragged off to the slammer for a few hours for failure to write absent notes is quite…

  10. 04 Feb

    God Given or Government Given Rights?

    “We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the…