Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 13 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 02 Dec

    Even Bees Like Junk Food

    Hey, a lot of us like the junk food. It doesn’t mean we are bad people. And this doesn’t mean these are bad bees. Bees from Brooklyn have been showing up in…

  2. 02 Dec

    Official Flags End Zone Prayer

    A Washington state high school football player was flagged for kneeling and pointing to heaven after scoring a touchdown. Reportedly, the line judge said the running back was attempting to bring attention…

  3. 01 Dec

    A Christmas Story: The Musical

    Curtain opens on a young boy. It’s Christmastime. The boy stares longingly into middle distance. The swell of music begins, crescendoing into a melancholic wish, and with an angelic voice the boy…

  4. 01 Dec

    Bar Codes for IVF Embryos?

    This story is scary for so many reasons. New Science writes: Researchers at the Autonomous University of Barcelona have come up with an ingenious solution for keeping track of embryos and egg…

  5. 01 Dec

    Charlie Brown is a Miracle

    Charlie Brown is amazing mostly because after all the abuse and derision he took he didn’t eventually bring a gun to school, take out half the cafeteria, help himself to a few…

  6. 01 Dec

    CMR’s 8 Signs Of The Apocalypse Vol. XVII

    ══ 1 ══ Chocolate Covered Bacon! Ok, this may not be a sign of THE apocalypse, but is surely a good indication of an individual’s impending personal apocalypse. As the Bible says…

  7. 30 Nov

    This is why the People have Thrown You Out

    This unbelievable video is the Congressional equivalent of “la la la la I can’t hear you la la la la….” Rep. Buyer finally loses his mind and yells “This is why the…

  8. 30 Nov

    Philly Renames “Christmas Village”

    The war on Christmas continues. This is just so ridiculous. In the picture above the workmen in Philadelphia are tearing down the word “Christmas” and putting up “Holiday” instead. Weasel Zippers reports:…

  9. 30 Nov

    Where’s Molly?

    This is an amazing story about a man reunited with his sister after about 50 years. She was sent away due to some “minor disabilities” when she was three and struck from…

  10. 30 Nov

    Life in The Palm of Your Hand

    Handheld ultrasound machines smaller than a newborn and viewable on your phone will have a spectacular impact on the abortion debate. Technology Review reports: Two years ago, computer engineers at Washington University…