Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 13 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 30 Nov

    Planned Parenthood Signs – Truth In Advertising

    Governments have begun a campaign to force life centers to “post signage in their waiting and client service rooms, and in all their advertising, that they do not offer nor refer for…

  2. 29 Nov

    A Big CMR Thank You!

    Matthew and I just wanted to pause and thank all of our readers, both new and old, for coming here each day. Thank you. Thank you very much. As a result, we…

  3. 29 Nov

    Fla. School Bans Red and Green

    Weasel Zippers reports that a Florida school district has banned the colors red and green during Christmas season. No word on whether they’ll actually remove the colors from the Crayola boxes so…

  4. 29 Nov

    WaPo Hits Church With Un-padded Pipe

    The fallout from the media’s purposeful misinterpretation of the Pope’s comments on condoms continues. The media continues to use the Pope’s comments to promote the narrative that the Pope changed teaching on…

  5. 29 Nov

    TSA Secret Recruiting Posters

    With all the negative feedback the TSA has been getting lately over their more “aggressive” procedures, recruiting has been negatively impacted. So now the TSA has begin a new recruitment campaign that…

  6. 29 Nov

    Sheriff Joe and the Christmas Carols

    Ho Ho Ho. Nobody gets between Sheriff Joe and “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.” Nobody. He’s got your Christmas spirit whether you like it or not. And it would seem that at…

  7. 27 Nov

    I’m Thankful I Wasn’t There

    I do not have a shortage of things to be thankful for in my life but I think foremost in my mind is that I’m thankful I wasn’t at the Turkey Testicle…

  8. 27 Nov

    Islamist Tries to Bomb Christmas Tree Lighting

    I’ve heard of the war on Christmas but this is ridiculous. Mohamed Osman Mohamud, 19, a Somali-born U.S. citizen, was arrested 18 minutes before a Christmas tree lighting was to occur, a…

  9. 26 Nov

    NY Times Questions Rubio’s Faith

    I find this a bit wild. The New York Times ran a story today on Senator elect Marco Rubio’s faith. You see, he calls himself a Catholic but he attends an evangelical…