Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 13 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 26 Nov

    Palin’s Thanksgiving’s Message to 57 States

    This is absolutely hilarious. You all probably know that Sarah Palin had a slip of the tongue and said “North” instead of “South” Korea before correcting it a moment later. Well the…

  2. 26 Nov

    Animal Rights Nuts Send HIV Infected Razors

    Daily Mail reports: A neuroscientist who conducts experiments on animals was targeted by activists who sent him razor blades allegedly contaminated with the HIV virus, it has been revealed. University of California…

  3. 26 Nov

    I’m Tired of the War on Christmas

    I’m tired of the so called “war on Christmas.” Honestly. I don’t even like hearing about it. It’s Thanksgiving and I’m already tired of hearing about it. The whole thing at times…

  4. 24 Nov

    Abusive Priest Order Hit On His Victims

    Worst. Priest. Evah. A Catholic priest already facing criminal sexual-assault charges in a Texas has been re-arrested and jailed in lieu of $700,000 bail in Dallas County after allegedly seeking a contract…

  5. 24 Nov

    Dueling Jesuits over Condom Controversy

    Fr. James Martin either doesn’t understand the intricacies of the Pope’s comments about condoms (a highly dubious prospect) or he’s being disingenuous. The problem is that disingenuousness will foster confusion among Catholics…

  6. 24 Nov

    Save the Tofurkey!!!

    Vegetarians around the planet were horrified to learn today that the popular Thanksgiving dish for vegetarians called Tofurkey doesn’t actually derive from the vegetarian bean curd known as Tofu but from a…

  7. 24 Nov

    Springsteen Hypocritically Worried about “Tone”

    Bruce Springsteen is worried about the tone people are using against the Obama administration. And all I can wonder is if this is his little attempt at a joke. But sadly, it’s…

  8. 23 Nov

    A “Maternal” and “Happy” Abortion?

    Horrifying. Vomit inducing. The Star has the story of a gay abortionist who had second thoughts about performing abortions when he and his partner considered adopting a baby. He had no problem…